what?

but.. that.. what? but that wasn't racist

but I said I wasn't racist

You damn Mexicans never listen

stupid Mexicans should have not said anything

Poland what are you doing?

Do you think there is alternative universe?

Where I'm big and strong and you are small and weak

ha ha ha ha don't be silly

now go back to work

UK what are you doing?

Do you? Do you think there is alternative universe?

Where I am big and strong and you are small and weak?

He he don't be silly

now go back to work

UK what are you doing here?

shhh I'm catching France

what?

I'm catching France

Do you know how to catch France?

Place a trap, put inside a glass of wine, bread and frog legs

What?

No that is just stupid

that would never work you stereotypical prick

Oh yeah? see for yourself

So what are you having guys today?

one tea please

one tea coming up

what about you Turkey?

Do you have Ayran?

one Ayran on the way

What about USA?

Coke

Someone is feeling a little grumpy hopefully this will cheer you up

and what about my old buddy Russia?

Russia?

Russia?

Russia?

What will you take Russia?

I will take Berlin

What?

I mean... I mean... I mean one vodka please

We need to talk

Okay but hurry up I don't have all day

time is money

Okay look the reports say that you are the most

corrupt country in the Europe

and I'm here to inspect you

because we don't want this

o no no no no what is the problem?

no no what is the problem?

okay look you never heard of them,

forget the reports

sir that is freaking corruption and you are doing it again

o no no no no I see you are not a money guy

what do you want?

girl?

car?

villa?

what do you want?

see you in court

em.. Italy?

Europe sent me to talk to you about the reports

o no no no no what do you want?

what the?

next Germany

thank you, thank you, thank you very much

okay.. okay.. what do you call a Jew with diamonds?

Jewelry ha ha ha ha

get off my stage

next is Russia

What do you call Uranium mixed with Communism

ughh what?

Stalinium ha ha ha ha

get off my freaking stage

last one Sweden

do not disappoint me like the others

BORK

ha ha ha ha you are hilarious