Counselors are chilling by the fire

My mind is not right

Killing's like an art, and I feel inspired

They scream and run

In every which direction in a panic

And one by one

I'll pick 'em off and kill them with my dance moves, and show ‘em my grooves

Cause today's Friday the 13th

I'm breaking backs and gouging eyeballs out when I attack

Today is Friday the 13th

I'll waste these kids without remorse with...

Cr*tch chop, head stomp, tonight!

Can't hide, I'll find you

I'll stick my blade right through that closet door

No door I can't break through

Take the window or I'll spear you like a boar

If you stab my neck, I'll chill a bit but then I'll trail your tail

Teleport trek, I'll jump ahead to where you least expect, then you'll get wrecked

Cause today's Friday the 13th

I'll slam your body down like this is WWE

Today is Friday the 13th

I'll knock your heart right out and then I'll...

Head punch, bear hug, tonight!

Shotguns and flare stuns don't work

All they do is to slow me down

But feel confused when girls wear my mom's sweater and talk

Tommy Jarvis

He machetes me right in the eye

I'm Jason Voorhees, I can't be killed, and a new round's bout to start

You thought you killed me, but now I'm back and slaying in the dark

Creative thoughts, I'll rip your jaw or throw you on a stump

Go call the cops

It gives you hope but won't help save your life, I'll give you strife

Cause today's Friday the 13th

I'll tear your arms off up against a tree and leave you limbless

Today is Friday the 13th

They call me chiropractor cause I'll...

Crack your, break your, your neck!