You've seen the classic horror movies,

you've avoided the terrible NES game because everyone

on the Internet told you to,

you've brutally x-ray murdered people in DLC mode,

you've developed an instinctual fear

of HOCKEY MASKS,

now discover the Jason Voorhees story

the way it was meant to be experienced:

a kick-started multiplayer game about

rummaging through drawers

looking for your keys.

Skip past the 20 minutes of plot that horror movies

feel like they have to put at the beginning.

And dive straight in to Friday's teen-slaughtering action.

As you take on the role of Jason.

Or one of the hapless councilors that are his prey.

While they scurry frantically across the campgrounds, trying to hide or escape.

Until they're savagely murdered one by one in comically over-the-top ways by the least happy camper in film history.

But don't worry, by ancient horror movie logic, they probably did something to deserve it.

Like smoking marijuana cigarettes, or doing the sex.

Dawn the iconic mask of Jason Voorhees.

And experience his awesome

And mostly inexplicable magic powers.

As you teleport around around the camp at will like Nightcrawler.

Zoom up to unexpecting campers at lightning speed.

Then, just murder the ever-living sh*t out of them.

Good lord.

And generally bask in the feeling of everyone else in the game being terrified of you.

(Some dude shouting)

Then realize that you only get to play as Jason about 12% of the time.

And you'll spend the other 78% as some douche named Biff or something.

Scurrying around abandoned buildings looking for Knick-Knacks.

Setting up traps,

and hiding under beds.

Until whoever is lucky enough to get the fun character who shows up to beat your ass while you feebly try to escape.

At least there's proximity voice chats so you can call on a racial slur before you get sent into spectator mode.

Hurray for online!

Plan your desperate escape from Camp Snuff

as you stagger around at the speed of a snail

because of the painful stamina system.

And scramble to find gas and battery

for vehicle that have neither of those things for some reason.

Then get abandoned or run over by your teammate as they leave without you.

Call the police and get your head punch off

while you wait for them to come.

Although to be honest, Jason would probably just murder the cop, too.

Or play as lame as possible,

and just find corners to hide in until the time run out.

In a gameplay experience that basically bulls down to dress-up hide and seek for adults.

Discover the choice of playing a Kickstarter online game.

As you deal with unstable server,

a butts ton of bugs and glitches,

and a rabid fanbase that will murder you in real life. He talk too much sh*t.

Because they already paid $300 for this things before it even existed.

Then struggle through all of that

to get the gleaming nugget of fanserver in the center.

As Friday the 13th delivers a steady drip of references

moments, tropes, and skins.

That will keep you to drench in the ****** till you figure out.

But this game is pretty much just dead by daylight with one killer.

So fight your way onto those bugs and servers

and get to the killing while the killing is good.

Because quirky online game have about as much chance to stay alive nowadays.

As a plump juicy counselor room in a full of Jasons.

I mean Camp Ground are great and everything but I want something a little more exciting.

Calling when there's a Jason X maps so I can murder space team.

Is there a series that you have desperately been requesting and never got to see?

Do you think your series is superior?

Well, here your chance to prove it in our first ever...

In a month of June, fans will get to vote from 24 of the most requested honest trailer games.

And each week, we'll pick 6 games against each other, pick a winner, and make a honest trailer about it.

Then in July, we'll put the final 4 a month long poll and truly see which series comes up on top.

To catch your vote, look up the #HGTVote on Twitter and Facebook.

Good luck and lets hope your game can survive the gauntlet.