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  • (Anthony) You now have 6 seconds to be funny.

  • (Ian) Wait, what?

  • SHUT UP!

  • (Music) We don't have a Vine account.

  • But if we did, here's what you'd see.

  • Vine!

  • Now it's time to get dressed.

  • That's not what I meant by "dressed"!

  • Vine!

  • Hey, Anthony!

  • What?

  • Hey, Anthony!

  • What?

  • Hey, Anthony!

  • (Demon) WHAT!

  • (screaming in horror)

  • Vine!

  • Daddy, how are babies made?

  • I have no f*cking idea!

  • Vine!

  • All right, my arms are gonna get so ripped.

  • (grunting)

  • That's not what I meant by ripped!!!

  • Wine!

  • Mom, how are babies made?

  • I don't know, ask your mom.

  • But you are my mom.

  • You were adopted!

  • (sobbing)

  • Yes!

  • Pine!

  • Come on, dude! We're late!

  • Oh, crap!

  • (fart) Oh, dude!

  • Mine!

  • Nine!

  • (off-tune) This girl is on fire!

  • No, I'm not!

  • (molotov cocktail shatters)

  • (screams)

  • Lime

  • Hold on, guys. Let's not get "ahead" of ourselves!

  • (laughing hysterically)

  • Shrine

  • Hey, Anthony

  • What?

  • Hey, Anthony

  • What?

  • (creepily) Hiii.

  • Sign

  • Hey, Beethoven, you want to hear music from the future?

  • (dubstep)

  • Oh my god, that sh*tty music made me go deaf!

  • Twine

  • (in-phone German accent) This suit is black-nut.

  • Ha-ha, this Borat man is very funny!

  • He's Jewish.

  • Nein!

  • Line

  • Spoiler Alert!

  • You're all gonna die from an asteroid, you stupid dinosaurs!

  • (screaming)

  • Dime

  • Dear Facebook friends, stop using Facebook to complain about your stupid lives.

  • I'm getting sick of it.

  • (Captain Falcon) Hypocrite Punch!

  • Blind

  • What are we even doing here?

  • Well, we're on a "stake-out".

  • (laughing hysterically)

  • Slime

  • Shoot your web on me, Spiderman.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • That never happened!

  • (crying)

  • Time

  • Run away with me and get married!

  • I can't

  • Why?

  • I "cantaloupe"!

  • (laughing audience)

  • Shine

  • Oh, hey Wonder Woman, want to touch my batarang?

  • (whining) That never happened!

  • But I, kinda wish it did!

  • Rhin-o

  • Girls, I think it is time to finally turn my life around and go on a diet.

  • Tomorrow.

  • (excessive eating noises)

  • Crime

  • Did I do a good job?

  • You'll get my "seal of approval".

  • Wait! (groans)

  • Mind

  • YO! (screaming goat)

  • YO! (screaming goat)

  • A pirate's life for me!

  • YO! (screaming goat)

  • Murderin' fools for-(screaming goat)

  • Gyn-aecologist

  • Hang on!

  • There's something important I need to tell you!

  • Anything, I'll always love you!

  • I'm pregnant

  • Ew. (screaming)

  • Hey, what are you doin?

  • I'm just watching these Vine videos.

  • Cool, let me see.

  • Wow, this is freakin boring!

  • I don't know, it gets my "seal of approval".

  • Wait, no,no, not the seal!

  • Oh, seal of approval, I get it.

  • (screaming goat)

  • Hey kids, it's Batman here.

  • To see some more Vine videos, those stupid Smosh boys made

  • (deep voice) L to the I

  • (robot voice) I wanna die.

  • And some bloopers

  • I came in like a wrecking ball!

  • Click the video right here.

  • We're the sh*t!

  • Click the subscribe button to touch my Batarang.

  • Yeah, you know you wanna touch it.

  • I wish Rachel would touch my Batarang!

  • Rachel!

(Anthony) You now have 6 seconds to be funny.

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