Internet for personal use is so wrong,

but feels so good.

Kalan, your performance is below sub-par.

Please see Anna for career and life advice.

"Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady."

"All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating."

"So won't the real Slim Shady."

"Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up."

No one notices your biceps, Kalan.

Kalan, please unpop your collar.

I have important news.

The results of the internal audit are in,

and it turns out I'm the real Slim Shady,

and all the other Slim Shadys are just imitating.

So what does that make you, Kalan?

Don't you love coming in early?

Don't have to deal with anyone's nonsense.

Yeah.

"I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady."

"All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating."

You heard that song?

Hmm?

You heard that song?

It's Eminem's.

It's good.

It's kind of older, though, but...

"I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady."

I'll play it for you later.