It’s FaceTime grandma.

How do I give you a kiss?

Grandma, I need some advice.

Do you need help saving for your 401k?

English please.

I need to get a boy to love me.

What do I do?

Is he cute?

He’s like #goals.

Goals?

Is he a soccer player?

I can’t even.

So what’s his name?

Justin Bieber.

Crustin Steeber?

No, do you need to get your ears checked?

I was at a metal concert last night.

Rager.

Anyway, grandma what should I do?

You can take a nice warm bath.

Ew, I will get wrinkly like you, Ew.

You could write him a love letter.

A letter, what’s that? I’m not George Washington!

I once dated George. Great lover.

#Gross

Take him to the disco!

Ah, you’re so extra.

Why don’t you take him to bingo and chill?

Like what?

Bingo and chill?

It’s what the cool kids are saying.

Help me.

Get him one of those Fidget Spinners.

Or not.

Oh fine!

Just slide into his DMs

What should I say?

Hey baby, you better call Life Alert.

Because I’ve fallen for you.

And I can’t get up.

If this doesn’t work.

I’m checking into a nursing home.

I’m out grandma. I gotta to go work.

See you girl.

How do I turn this off?