Thinking of ways to distribute hate takes everything you've got.

Wouldn't you like to rule the place.

Sometimes you wanna go where everybody hates your face.

And the villains share your rage.

You wanna be the evil seat.

Heroes are all the same.

You wanna go where everybody hates your face.

Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

Well hallelujah boys its raining clowns in here heeheheheheh

what is this? where am I?

Easy there, clown man You’re with friends.

Welcome to my villiainous abode.

what can I get you.

do you have any children flesh laced with human fear?

Ughhh..

We have some children of the corn.

ew!

No thank you.

You like Gremlins?

We have lots of those.

Sigh… no it’s just not the same Why so glum my clowned face chum?

You look like you got beaten up by a bunch of kids with baseball bats.

I did!

Actually.

Turns out…

Kids are really violent!

Oh I'm afraid children can be very evil.

Isn't that right Damien?

(remooos, demenooos) You want to eat Damien?

I don’t understand what happened.

I had the kids scared and right where I wanted them but then suddenly they were all brave,

and completely stronger than me.

Why weren’t they scared of you anymore?

I thought kids were terrified of clowns.

I have no idea!

I did my scary dance and everything.

(boom boom boom boom) See!

Oh come on!

Well that may have had something to do with it

That didn’t scare you?

I must be losing my touch.

Have you tried attacking them in their sleep?

I find that to be way easier.

I’m more of a daytime scare kind of guy.

Have you tried scary dolls?

dolls always work.

Well… until your personality gets too campy then it starts to wear off.

I filled a whole room with clown dolls for this one kid!

Then I popped out and I was all Beep Beep Ritchie!

And then you ate him?

No I just let him just run away.

Oh come on man!

I don't know whether I should laugh or cry.

Why are you even talking to the kids?

Because they taste better when they’re scared.

Well sometimes not saying anything is so much more terrifying.

Isn't that right Michael?

And isn't that right jason?

Do you see what I mean?

If they used their real voice it would totally ruin the effect.

HEY thats not very nice you silly silly sith lord.

I rest my case.

It shouldn’t be this difficult for me though.

I can take the form of your greatest fear.

Watch.

I’m leaving the darkside my master.

You were wrong and there is still good in me and I’m gonna go join my son now because

I’m not actually evil.

You failed! you’re a giant failure and the rebels are more fun!

OKAY Enough!

Please don’t do that again.

And that is usually enough Ah well here’s your real problem.

you gotta follow through.

Because now that you’ve hurt ole Palpatine’s feelings he’s not going to let you do that

again.

Go on, try it.

I'm going to throw you down a maintenance shaft!

Unlimited Power!!!

You see there’s always a breaking point..

As fun as it is, you can’t just keep playing with your target.

It’s easy to get them scared at first but eventually they are gonna get wise and turn

and turn the tables against you.

Heroes are so annoying.

Yeah I had a girl hit me with a sledge hammer and then light me on fire

Sarah Conner squished me in a metal press.

I got stabbed with deer antlers.

*RAAAAAA* Tell me about it!

It happens every time.

Well this sucks!

Hey you’re starting to flake out.

I know what that’s like.

I guess I’ll just hibernate then.

Oh don’t despair pennywise.

Even though you've gotten your face beaten in by a bunch of little children and it's

totally embarrassing, there is one thing you horror monsters always have that gives you

a second chance at revenge.

And what’s that?

The Sequels.

And sometimes you get like so many sequels you don’t even know what to do with them!

Taking manhattan is not worth bragging about Jason!