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Never say no to panda.

#'True Love Ways' by Buddy Holly

#Just you know why#

Jake: Creepy

Paris: Is this Panda Express or something?

#know#

[Panda pushes TV and it smashes on the floor.]

William: No!

#Just you know why.#

#Will by#

Bryson: What?

#and by.#

No!

d-Oh crap.

What's he going to do now?

#why.#

[Panda pours sauce over kitchen surface.]

Elle: Why is there an evil Panda?

(TABLES SLAM)

Dude, what am I watching?

Dylan: Then there's a Panda.

What's the evil Panda going to do now?

#why. Just you know#

(SHOPPING TROLLEY SMASHES)

(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)

Morgan: What the heck?

Troy: Wow. (SIGN)

Shannon: Never say no to the Panda! (Making funny voice)

Question Time!

Benny: So, what kind of bear was that?

Sammie: I forget what it's called.

A Panda.

Everhet: Panda bear.

Riley: Panda.

I love Pandas!

- What was the commercial for?

I don't know.

Panda stuff.

Cheese?

A brand called Panda cheese.

For [Speaking Arabic]

- What is Panda cheese?

I don't know, like a cheese that Pandies eat.

Cheese made by Pandas?

Cheese that Pandas make (!)

Ha Ha Ah

They can't make milk. (SNIGGERS)

- What were people doing that would make the Panda show up?

They said like no to the Panda cheese.

Cause they said no to Panda cheese.

Which made the Panda mad.

(RECREATES SMASHING NOISES)

His brain is like evolved or something.

It's like Planet of the Apes.

- Why is the Panda so mad about that?

Cause me wants to...make some money.

He worked hard to make this cheese

and now people don't eat it.

He's like I dot want to do all this hard work for nothing.

- How would you describe this particular Panda bear?

Messy.

He's not nice.

A bully.

Very persuasive.

And adorable!

Destructive

Evil

I'm pretty sure he was possessed by the devil.

He was like staring into my soul.

- How are Pandas usually portrayed?

They're usually so friendly!

Fluffy...like nice

They're cuddly and they're not mean.

Cuddly and give you free hugs.

Which I like.

Yay, I'm a panda. Give me some peanut butter.

Cute, nice...

...but did you know they sit on their own babies...

...and kill them sometimes?

- Does the commercial make you want to buy Panda cheese?

I'm kind of scared not to now.

I better, before this Panda comes in my room...

...a-and destroys my PlayStation.

Nah.

No.

- Why not?

Cause it would probably taste like Panda.

- What would you do if you were in the grocery store and the Panda showed up?

I would run.

Just run!

He's fat, he's slow.

He can't catch up.

I would pet the Panda.

I would buy the cheese.

I'll buy your cheese, just don't harm me!

Call the cops and handcuff him.

Then I'd send the cops away.

Take him to an adoption place

and I'd legally adopt him.

The Pandas not going to show up.

- Why not?

Cause there's millions of stores.

- The panda can't be in a million places at once?

No.

- And what was the song that kept playing when the panda would show up?

[singing] And you know why

Must you know why.

Do Do Do Do.

It's a song about love...

...that doesn't fit into the situation at all.

- Why would a foreign commercial have a song in English?

I don't know, it's so weird.

Maybe they like the song?

Most countries learn English as a second language.

- What country do you think this commercial is from?

A Panda bear country

Mexico.

Mexico.

Saudi Arabia?

Korea?

China?

China?

Why do you think it's China?

Well, because Pandas are Chinese.

Japan.

Japan.

- Was there any Japanese person in the video?

Well yeah, in the first part I think.

Yeah, it was in the first one.

The guy in the hospital, right...

- Are you sure about that?

[Nervous laughter]

You guys are giving me the face.

Rafi: Is it just because there is a Panda?

Yeah!

- It's actually from Egypt.

What?

What?

Egypt?

Shouldn't it be a camel then or something?

- Do they make commercials similar to this in the United States?

Not that I know of.

Not really.

I don't think so.

I don't think so. Do they?

There was like this cereal called Honeycombs and there was this evil demon weasel thing.

Like the all state commercials were like "I'm your blind spot". (HANDS SLAP)

Well besides the snickers commercial.

I remember that Chinese lady who comes and just sprays Snickers everywhere.

- Do you hope they make more commercials with this Panda?

No.

No.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes.

More Panda.

Fight for the Panda

Yes, please.

Yes!

Yes!

- Why do you want to see more so badly?

Because I want to see what else the Pandas going to do.

He's on a massacre now. He's has to keep going. (HAND KNOCKS ON TABLE)

To all the kids that are listening to this, never upset a Panda.

#UPBEAT MUSIC

Thanks for watching.

Let me know what videos we should watch next.

Don't forget to give the video a thumbs up or the Panda will get you.

Look out there's a Panda. (FAKE SCREAM)

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

#UPBEAT MUSIC TRAIL OFF