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  • ALL RIGHT.

  • OKAY, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE [BLEEP] FOOD WE'VE GOT, HERE WE

  • HAVE CHICKEN FEET.

  • [BLEEP] WE HAVE A THOUSAND YEAR OLD EGG.

  • WHICH I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT'S POSSIBLE.

  • HOT SAUCE.

  • >> OH MY LORD.

  • >> James: A FISH EYE.

  • BIRD SAL IVA-- SAL IV A, AND A SCARAB BEETLE.

  • COD SPERM AND A SARDINE SMOOTHIE.

  • OKAY.

  • SO KHLOE.

  • >> PUT YOUR NAPKIN ON YOUR LAP, SIR.

  • >> James: OKAY.

  • FINE DINING AS IT IS.

  • >> THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME.

  • >> James: YOU'RE GOING TO GO FIRST, CLOAY, SO I WILL GIVE YOU

  • TO EAT, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU, KHLOE, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A

  • LITTLE COD SPERM ALL UP IN THERE.

  • >> THAT IS LIKE-- THAT'S WHAT COD SPERM LOOKS LIKE?

  • >> James: AND WE MIGHT BE ABOUT TO FIND OUT WHAT IT TASTES

  • LIKE.

  • [BLEEP] >> James: YOUR NEW SHOW

  • REVENGE BODY IS ON THE E NETWORK.

  • >> UH-HUH.

  • >> James: WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE

  • E NETWORK SHOW.

  • ROB & CHINA FEATURING ROB KARDASHIAN.

  • I AM KATE, FEET IT-- FEATURING CAITLYN JENNER O SEX WITH BROADY

  • FEATURING BRODY JENNER.

  • >> I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT WAS A SHOW.

  • >> GOD.

  • I DID NOT EVEN KNOW SEX WITH BRODY WAS A SHOW.

  • SO I GUESS I WOULD SAY SEX WITH BRODY.

  • >> James: SEX WITH BRODY IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE SHOW ON THE

  • E NETWORK.

  • >> I MEAN AND ROB & CHINA.

  • I WILL SAY-- THERE YOU GO.

  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

  • >> James: ALL RIGHT.

  • WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE ME TO EAT.

  • >> THIS IS LIKE BIRD SA LEIVA-- SALIVA.

  • YOU PUT IT IN SUCH A FANCY LITTLE GLASS THAT IT MAKES IT

  • LOOK SO NICE.

  • >> James: OH MY GOD.

  • >> AND THE FACT THAT THIS IS IN FRONT OF ME, THIS IS LIKE-- I

  • CAN'T.

  • >> James: OKAY.

  • >> NAME A CELEBRITY WHO HAS BEEN RUDE TO YOU AT A PARTY.

  • AND IT WASN'T ME, HONEY.

  • >> THERE WAS SOMEONE-- .

  • >> James: THERE WAS SOMEONE.

  • BUT I DON'T-- I DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE TRYING TO BOOK HIM ON THE

  • SHOW.

  • >> WHY WHAT YOU WANT, OKAY, IT'S A HIM.

  • WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BOOK HIM IF HE'S RUDE.

  • SCREW HIM.

  • AND TELL US THE NAME.

  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) OH MY GOD!

  • >> James: I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DRINK IT.

  • PIERCE BROS NAN.

  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) HE, I DONE THINK ES A HE A RAUD

  • MAN.

  • HE JUST HAPPENED TO BE RUDIMENT I WENT TO SEEU2.

  • AND I WAS WITH MY FRIEND LOUIS AND HIS WIFE AND MY WIFE.

  • AND PIERCE BROSNAN WAS WITH SOME FRIENDS AND THEY LEFT HALFWAY

  • THROUGH THE GIG.

  • AND WE LEFT A SPACE AND THEN HE HAD HAD BEEN GONE QUITE A LONG

  • TIME.

  • AND BONO WAS LIKE RATE HERE ON THIS SORT OF BIG RUNWAY IN THE

  • MIDDLE OF THE SHOW.

  • AT THE FORUM.

  • SO WE, ME AND MY WIFE MOVED INTO THIS AREA.

  • AND LITERALLY, I'VE NEVER FELT ANYTHING LIKE IT, THIS ARM WENT

  • ON HERE AND JUST PUSHED ME OUT THE WAY.

  • AND I LOOKED AT HIM LIKE THATnd HE DIDN'T EVEN GLANCE

  • AT MEMENT HE JUST MOVED BACK INTO HIS AREA, JUST LIKE THAT.

  • >> MAYBE HE WAS DRUNK.

  • >> James: MAYBE HE'S JUST A BIT [BLEEP] RUDE.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> I LOVE THIS GAME, ACTUALLY.

  • >> James: I CAN ALREADY FEEL THE BOOKER OF OUR SHOW GOING NO!

  • OKAY.

  • I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU, KHLOE KARDASHIAN, I'M GOING TO GIVE

  • YOU A FISH EYEWITNESSES OH.

  • >> James: ALL RIGHT, A FISH EYE, RIGHT THERE, THERE IT IS.

  • >> THIS IS LIKE-- .

  • >> James: NO, DON'T DO, THAT BECAUSE I CAN'T EAT THIS.

  • WHO WROTE THIS?

  • ALL RIGHT.

  • >> YOU GUYS, IT IS A REAL [BLEEP] FISH EYE.

  • >> James: IT SAY REAL FISH EYEWITNESSES AND I THINK THERE

  • IS BLOOD ON THAT ONE.

  • >> James: RIGHT, HERE'S YOUR QUESTION, ARE YOU READY?

  • I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS QUESTION.

  • >> OH, COME ON.

  • >> James: DO YOU THINK O.J.

  • DID IT?

  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> OH MY GOD, IT'S-- .

  • >> James: YOU GOT THIS.

  • >> IT JIG ELS.

  • >> James: YOU GOT THIS.

  • >> I THINK I MIGHT THROW UP.

  • >> James: WELL, THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL FOR OUR RATINGS.

  • NO, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO IT, ARE YOU DOING IT?

  • >> LOOK, IT'S-- .

  • >> James: OH MY GOD.

  • >> OH MY GOD, IT'S COMING OUT.

  • LOOK, IT'S COMING OUT.

  • >> James: STOP, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T.

  • YOU CAN'T, YOU CAN'T-- COME ON!

  • YOU CAN DO.

  • >> OH.

  • >> James: DON'T SQUEEZE IT.

  • >> I HAVE LONG NAILS, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO.

  • >> James: GO ON.

  • YOU GOT THIS.

  • OH MY GOD!

  • (APPLAUSE) [BLEEP].

  • >> CAN I CURSE ON THIS SHOW.

  • >> James: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YOU'RE FINE.

  • ALL RIGHT, HOW WAS THAT?

  • >> I DON'T EVEN EAT RED MEAT LET ALONE AN EYE.

  • >> James: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE-- WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO

  • GIVE ME.

  • >> HOLY COW.

  • >> James: YOU HAVE THE BEETLE, THE SCARAB BEAT E8, THE THOUSAND

  • YEAR OLD EGG.

  • >> WHAT SHOULD I GIVE JAMES.

  • THE FACT THAT THAT IS EVEN A THING?

  • THERE YOU GO, SIR.

  • >> James: LOOK-- IT'S THE NAILS.

  • >> YOU GUYS.

  • OH, THAT-- .

  • >> James: ALL RIGHT, WHAT IS THE QUESTION.

  • >> WHO'S BEEN THE WORST SINGER ON CAR POOL KARAOKE?

  • THOSE NAILS LOOK REALLY PRETTY, RIGHT?

  • >> James: I JUST THINK IT'S SO UNFAIR TO ANSWER THAT.

  • I MEAN I COULD TELL YOU WHO IT IS.

  • >> OR YOU COULD EAT A HAND.

  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) NO.

  • >> James: THAT WAS SPILL YOUR GUTS OR FILL YOUR GUTS, KHLOE

  • KARDASHIAN, EVERYBODY.

  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KHLOE,

  • KARDASHIAN, EVERYBODY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KHLOE, PHARRELL AND CAMERON DALLAS.

ALL RIGHT.

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