I guess...

Here's the beef on my Thanksgiving.

Grandma made the turkey...

which was lit!

Literally.

Uncle Joe rants politics...

"We just need fair taxes!"

But he doesn't even bring a dish...

Really?

That's why he's still single...

Aunt Lucy said I was rude,

I told her I was impressed

at how much she has grown!

People say it to me!

Great Grandma is so forgetful,

so uncensored,

so embarrassing.

Tina's boyfriend teases her,

because she's vegan.

"Vegan't eat this!"

"Vegan't eat that!"

I'm a picky eater,

I'm probably a vegan too!

Charles always open his eyes during the prayer.

God sees it, too, Charles...

Just saying.