Bon appetit, ma lady.

I made my signature dish, Linguini a la Ben

Enjoy

Hmm...

something wrong?

You're not eating

Ben, is this a joke?

I don't see any food here.

What are you talking about?

I figured you of all people would love this particular dish.

Ben, you know how much I hate imaginary dinner night.

Not as much as you hate this imaginary house,

which I imaginary pay for.

Yeah, well, not as much as you hate your life.

*Sigh*

I know.

*suspenseful music intensifies*

BANG

pwfulla pwl BLEH

Ben, you know you're not dead

Shut up. I do not

You don't you know if you're real?

What do you mean by that?

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

*beeping*