but finally we were all able to meet at my house for a little rendezvous and James got there first.

When the drinking aprons come on, that's when the boys get serious. Speaking of getting serious

I was seriously excited for Parker to be here today. The last time we hung out, he was by far the life of the party.

We also finally performed a choreographed dance move we've been working on for about two weeks.

I felt like a second grader waiting by the window for his friend to arrive.

Rough couple of days, what the hell happened?

What an asshole. It bothers me that he thinks he can just walk into my home and act a certain way.

And then he goes on these... these weird

tangents where he talks about, I don't even know I didn't pay attention.

I left James with Parker to talk about o... well I don't know.

Perfect timing anyway because Cib finally showed up... 23 minutes late.

That's when Cib noticed Parker in the backyard.

And that's when Parker noticed Cib inside of the house.

At last the SugarPine 7 boys were finally reunited.

It was only moments in and already we were having a dysfunctional moment.

I don't know what I expected...

The last person. I ever expected to side with Parker was James, so you can imagine my surprise

witnessing James's hesitation to Parker's question.

Believe it or not the person I ended up being most frustrated with was James.

I pay James a day-rate to be my cameraman.

Now let's take a look at what's happening right now: A: Who's holding the camera and B: You'll see...

Well, I guess he's no longer Three Job James. A nickname given to him because he works for both me,

iJustine,

and Bruce Green.

Even though James's loyalty goes to the highest bidder. We realized very quickly what James meant by making a delivery.

We couldn't believe our ears.

James was about to make an illegal drop off.

Drugs? Weapons?

I don't know! We were just excited that something dangerous was finally happening in our lives!

Convincing James to take us on a ride along was one of the hardest tasks

we've ever been faced with.

No, I'm marrying Alyssa.

I'll be honest. I thought Parker had already left,

but no, no he still there and for the good majority of the time we spent together, he just kept babbling about a portal.

[Pop/disco music plays]

I'm going to stop this right here, because it's time to see if Youtube will give us an advertisement

I'm a little bad boy

I've been making me some of these videos ten minutes long, so take it away, Youtube, show me what you got.

So if you're hearing my voice again right now that means that no ad played and fuck me.

Anyway, we got in the car and James loaded up his map to find the first location.

And just like that, we were on our first ride along.

I couldn't even fathom the rush I was about to get from witnessing illegal activity.

What was a little strange was that our very first stop was the grocery store. James asked us to wait in the car.

But Cib and I are a couple of boys who don't always play by the rules.

For instance Cib's had sex with a 35 year old

ex-prostitute with an 18 year old son, and he's never been checked for an STD.

We were just a couple of boys that don't play by the rules.

Following James around the grocery store was definitely one of the most nerve-racking experiences of my entire life.

It was only a matter of time until Cib and his Popsicle brain

were going to get us caught.

So we followed James around the store, and we noticed he's picking up certain chemicals. Perhaps to mix them together to create some narcotic.

It was actually relatively easy to hide from James because of his "circus eyes", the medical description for circus eyes is

"When your eyes so bad they circus eyes."

We thought we were out of the woods, but that's when he came back...

We thought we were out of the woods again, but that's when he came back again.

That's when I blew our cover.

I couldn't let James lay there in agony, not again.

Now that our cover was blown we had to be extra careful when

witnessing his drop off.

We were not gonna stay by the car.

Are you kidding me? James was about to make an illegal drop-off, and I missed out on Kendrick Lamar at Coachella.

I was not going to miss out on this too, so we followed him discreetly for a little bit. And here's where I tripped over

the curb, and then we continued to follow him

I always figured the people who were up to the most illegal activities hid in plain sight A.K.A.

the suburbs A.K.A. a nice suburban home.

So I wasn't surprised when James walked up to one of the nicest homes I'd seen in the area.

James walked up to the home as we watched from the bushes, and to my surprise

he was greeted by a young German man.

I wish I could have heard what happened during that interaction, but we had to skedaddle since James was on his way back

and we didn't want to seem like we left the car.

Equally successful moment

he didn't realize that we were watching him the entire time. We were both extremely

excited to hear about the inner workings of the drug deal.

It turns out James's fourth job was

Post mates he delivers groceries to people.

But you know once again

it wasn't about where we ended up, it was about the adventure, and truth be told Cib and I had a dope-ass ride-along!

[Pop/disco music plays]