Okay, so, audience is here to see a play called "Arabian Nights."

It's our show.

Joe is our genie, and we literally control his movements.

Show time.

So, this is our friend Chris O'Neill.

He's a Broadway star from "The Book of Mormon."

♪♪

[Sighs] Life is tough.

If only I were a prince.

What's this junk?

[Hisses]

♪♪

Q: Oh, here comes Joe.

[ Laughter ]

Are you a genie?

Yes.

[ Laughter ]

Can I wish for anything I want?

"Genie does as you wish."

Genie does as you wish.

Can you fly?

Genie does as you wish.

♪♪

[Laughter]

Turkey jerky.

Can I wish to marry the princess?

Genie does as you wish.

[Crash]

[Audience "ohhs“]

[Laughter]

Can I wish for unmeasurable power?

Genie does as you wish.

[Crash]

[Audience gasps]

[Laughter]

Genie, I wish for a palace.

Genie does as you wish.

♪♪

[Crash]

[Laughter]

-Look at the audience. -He has destroyed the whole set.

[Laughter]

I got caught right in the throat with the fucking rug.

You're not done yet. That's just Act 1.

This is the finest palace I've ever seen.

Genie, I wish for the princess to be here by my side right now.

Genie does as you wish.

♪♪

It's the most magnificent palace I've ever seen!

[Laughter]

Please, I can't wait any longer.

[ Laughter ]

Genie, I wish to be married in this palace once and for all!

Genie does as you wi--

[Audience gasps]

Woman: Oh! Oh, my God.

He's holding his pants up.

-The string popped off that was holding it. -We almost lost Joe.

So down to this Act 3, the big conclusion.

Genie, thank you so much for making all my dreams come true.

My pleasure. Congratulations on everything.

That's not your line.

Everybody is gathered.

Let the ceremony begin.

[Crash]

[Audience gasps]

[Laughter]

When I was a young boy,

I never imagined meeting someone as beautiful as you.

[Laughter]

Now all these years later, here I am, exchanging vows.... [ Crash! ]

Joe: All right.

I never thought I could fall in love... [ Laughter ]

Sorry, sorry about that.

Joe, just punch the wall.

...that led me to you... [Audience gasps]

[Laughter]

I think we're gonna have a very nice, beautiful, amazing life together.

-Congratulations -[Laughter]

[Bleep]

[Glass shatters]

[Audience gasps, laughter]

[Laughter]

Man: Huzzah! They are married!

[Applause]