Nope.

Nope.

Aha!

Damn.

Hmm. What did I do with the last of my troll fat?

Shut that (cough) door!

Claire, help me.

She's coming to get me!

EDGAR, GET OFF THE DOOR!

It's mahogany!

But... I'm hiding...

BAD! BAD! BAD KITTY! BAD--

(pounding on door)

Hi, Claire!

Oh... hi, Fluff Top.

Have you seen Edgar, Claire?

Um...

...No.

Well, If you see him, will you tell him...

I SAW HIM TAKE IT!

hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss...

What did you do?

I stole her secret chocolate stash!

Every day, I see her hiding all this chocolate in cabbages. But I've never seen her eat any!

Okay, well, I'm making a summoning potion, but we're out of troll fat.

Why are you making a summoning potion?

I need to eliminate certain scum from my life... FOREVER!

So I'm summoning a demon to do... my... dirty... work.

You know, Edgar, stealing is wrong.

Yeah, so is creating demons for murder.

Uh, yeah, I know.

(record scratch)

Well, if you're out of troll fat, pretty sure troll hair has the same effect.

(loud poof)

(Congrats, you summoned us. You get one wish.

(party favors toot)

No thumbs-up. I didn't wanna summon these nerds. I wanted this guy.

- Come on, we're cool. Let us grant you a wish. - Yeah, cool.

Fine. I wish I could get troll fat.

(creepy laugh)

Go get it, then.

I hate those guys.

I should work on how I word my wishes, but whatever.

I NEED THAT FAT!

AAAAAAAAHHH!!!

AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

This beach sucks.

EDGAAAAR!

Oh man!

Huh?

There it is!

Yay! We did it!

Good job, us.

Too bad the summoning potion doesn't need pudgy beefy kitty fat

Welcome to my island of wonders and wears!

Swamp Giant Head Island!

I see you opted for the slimy route.

Most people take the every-five-minute ferry service. I like your spirit!

Do you have troll fat?

Why yes, I do.

Great, I'd like 500 grams.

Oh, is it in here?

My mouth was open.

The dirt will cleanse me!

Um...

That's not dirt.

I live on a swamp giant's head. Swamp Giant Head Island.

It's dandruff.

(girl shrieks)

I. Want. To. DIE.

Do you want some chocolate to cleanse your palate?

That's poop.

What?!

NOooo, it's not. It's a rabbit's secret chocolate stash!

Rabbits store their own poop to age, ferment, and eat later, (worms crawl) for the nutrients.

Um... Dandruff! You guys don't have a lot of common sense, huh?

We'd like to pay now.

Woo-hoo!

Stupid clowns and nerds.

I'm sorry I took your poop pellets, Fluff Top.

It's empty!

I thought they were chocolate.

I didn't know rabbits ate their own dook.

That's because you guys lack common sense.

I'll never forgive you.

Five... six...

We did it!

I feel nauseous.

Is that the fumes?

No, I ate poop.

Like-- oh daaang.

You have summoned Scaroar.

Where is the scum you want eliminated?

Down the hall, second door on the right.

You're holding someone hostage?

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

No.

Scaroar is a clean freak. He cleans bathrooms.

Stubborn soap scum.

I literally told you scum like three times.

Common sense.

(vomits)

Oh, come on!

Frederator!