but I feel like it is a great time to be a woman.

We are finally feeling the courage

to speak up against things that are wrong,

and after years of inequality,

it feels like things are starting to change.

And then I saw this headline, Doritos for her.

I'm sorry what?

All this time I've been eating man chips?

You heard about this right?

Everybody's heard about this?

Doritos is owned by Pepsi,

and their CEO said that women want a chip that's less crunchy.

Who doesn't want a crunchy chip?

That is, what woman doesn't want a crunchy chip?

Who's complaining about the...

If your chip isn't crunchy it's not a chip, it's a wet potato.

After Pepsi makes a chip that isn't crunchy

they're going to make a soda that's not wet.

That's their... they're really on it.

I don't know when this happened, like when,

I missed that march.

What do we want?

Quiet chips.

When do we want it?

Now.

The CEO says that women and men eat chips very differently.

They say that when men get to the bottom of a bag of chips,

they get all the little broken pieces,

and they put them in their mouth,

and then they lick their fingers with tremendous glee,

which is one of the reasons I don't have a husband.

And then, they said that she, this is the CEO,

says that women would love to pour the broken chips into their mouth

but they don't, and they don't know why.

Maybe we're not strong enough to lift the bag all the way.

I'm joking, it's because we're not animals,

and we respect ourselves, that's why.

That's why.

They're also saying that female version

is not gonna leave as much Dorito dust on your fingers,

and that it will be able to fit into a purse.

Hallelujah, this is what our grandmothers and our mothers

marched for.

This is what the pink hats are all about.

If they really want to make an adjustment,

they could just start by

filling the bag with more than half the chips.

It's all air.

There's not, it's all air.

Just fill the bag.

I think we're going after the wrong issue.

Women weren't wronged by Doritos.

They were wronged by a giant orange Cheeto.

That was slow but you got it.

You were like

There was a lot of backlash online about this,

and then the Pepsi corporation released a statement

saying they have decided not to come out with Lady Doritos.

So great, now we're not good enough to have our own chips.

It's just like them to promise us something and then

take it away from us.