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  • Ahoy, Belchers.

  • Wow.

  • Look at you.

  • In a shirt, on a boat.

  • Hoity toity.

  • Yeah.

  • Teddy, the boat looks amazing.

  • Thanks.

  • It was an outhouse for seagulls when I got it.

  • Just a floating bucket.

  • Welcome aboard the Sea Me Now.

  • So I tricked out everything, as you can see.

  • Custom drink holders all over the place.

  • I weatherproofed a couple of loungers, secured

  • some additional seating.

  • Go ahead, try it out.

  • Super comfy.

  • So comfy.

  • Are these from France?

  • Maybe.

  • And this here's mission control.

  • [whistle].

  • Wait, is that the steering wheel from your truck?

  • It sure is.

  • Hey, what do I need two steering wheels for?

  • I can't be two places at once, right?

  • Also, I popped by the store and got some nibbles.

  • Hello.

  • Help yourself.

  • Oh!

  • Cheese and crackers, just like on land.

  • Yeah.

  • What do you say?

  • Should we get this boat on the road?

  • Toot toot! -Yeah.

  • Boat on the road!

  • Toot toot.

  • We could go anywhere.

  • Where do you want to go?

  • Probably Mars?

  • Sacramento?

  • Wherever Captain Phillips happened?

  • Huh.

  • Ba ba ba-- oh, here's someplace we could go.

  • You know how my ex-wife Denise left me

  • for some guy that's into boats?

  • Well, he owns a bar on the docks on [inaudible] Island.

  • Denise works there, too.

  • We could swing by there in this really cool boat I have now.

  • That might be fun, right?

  • I mean-- right?

  • That might be fun.

  • Now that I think about it for the first time.

  • Right? -Uh--

  • -Yikes. -Whoa.

  • -Just an idea. -Uh-huh.

  • Uh-huh.

  • Spitballing.

  • Seems like maybe this isn't the first time

  • you've thought about it?

  • Yeah, I was picking up on that, too.

  • Huh?

  • What do you mean?

  • Your ex-wife left you for a boat guy.

  • Yeah?

  • And you've been fixing up a boat for like, years and years,

  • ever since your divorce.

  • Yeah.

  • And?

  • You actually called your boat Sea Me Now.

  • I don't get where you're going with this, Bob.

  • It's a nautical pun.

  • Teddy, is this whole day all about Denise?

  • Maybe you shouldn't try and impress her?

  • Impress her?

  • Denise?

  • What?

  • Huh?

  • That's crazy.

  • We have both moved on.

Ahoy, Belchers.

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