sleep deprivation, headaches?

Is your hair thinning?

Do you ever wonder to yourself, what happened?

Then you might be suffering from PAR•ENT•ING.

PAR•ENT•ING affects 10 out of 10 mothers and fathers

around the world and can lead to extreme debt

and loss of self identity.

You may need AphukenbrakE.

AphukenbrakE lets you step away from it all.

Results of AphukenbrakE may vary.

Side effects include: a sigh of relief,

decrease in blood pressure, and hanging with the boys.

Do not take AphukenbrakE if there's no one

watching your kids and if you've taken one

in the last 24 hours.

Talk to your spouse before you take AphukenbrakE.

PAR•ENT•ING is not easy.

Take AphukenbrakE.