*jack in the old video* "Top of the morning to you laddies!"

Oh, look at that!

Bouncin' around at the speed of sound.

I'm all alone.

All alone.

Can you see me?

No lights around.

Hello, hello.

Hello, hello.

Your so light,

but your battery might die.

I'm beyond words,

And I don't know why.

God! Could you deactivate?!

Deactivate my heart made of stone!

Of stone.

What is my life?

OHHHH

Am I doing this right?

OHHHH

I just realized that I might not know what the hell is going on.

Fool me once,

Fool me twice.

We're still gonna try

Oh! We're gonna carry on!

Oh! You can break these bones of mine,

I'm still a champion!

What is my life?

OHHH

Am I doing this right?

Am I doing this right?

What is my life?

OHHH

My life, my life

OHHH

my life

How do I play?

Ay, Ay!

And I'm here to say,

"I'm gonna smack your ass in a major way.

This game!

Game, game!

Is designed to play badly.

And that's not what a game should beee!

Down, down.

Into the winding rivers we go.

The angsty teen should know, all about being in the shadows.

What if this is reality?

And out here is the dream?

I don't even know- Just be the best you can be!

What is my life?

OHHH

Am I doing this right?

OHHH, I just realized I might not know what the hell is going on.

Fool me once,

Fool me twice.

We're still gonna try.

Oh! We're gonna carry on!

Oh! You can break these bones of mine!

I'm still a champion!

What is my life?

OHHH

Am I doing this right?

Am I doing this right?

What is my life?

Ohhh

My life, my life.

Ohhh

My life.

Come along.

Run away with me.

The more I fail, the better I feel.

Come at me, Gravity!

Good ol' Eggs Benedict!

That's me! That's me!

Good ol' Jack Septibenedict.

That is all I want to be.

Eggs Benedict are forking delicious, by the way.

I might need Eggs Benedict, every day!

EVERY DAY!

Eggs Benedict, Eggs Benedict, Eggs Benedict!

At the end of the day, we are all just trying to find Eggs Benedict!

What is my life?

OHHH

Am I doing this right?

OHHH, I just realize that I might not know what the hell is going on!

Fool me once!

Fool me twice!

We're still gonna try!

Oh! We're gonna carry on!

Oh! You can break these bones of mine!

I'm still a champion!

What is my life?

OHHH

Am I doing this right?

Am I doing this right?

What is my life?

OHHH

My life, my life.

OHHH

My life. What is my life?

OHH

My life, my life.

OHHH

what is my life?

Yes!!!

By Jack and Schmoyoho, now touch on your phone to get the track!

You'll have a happiness attaacckkk! Yeah!