♪ 'Cause we can have fun all by ourselves ♪

♪ It's just the two, it's just the two of us today It's just the two, it's just the two of us today ♪

♪ It's just the two, it's just the two of us ♪

♪ And I always want it to stay ♪

♪ Just the two of us ♪

Doofenshmirtz: (sighs) Some vacation this turned out to be.

Farmer's Wife: So you bought a Museum of Biological Oddities, but you didn't get any biological oddities?

Doofenshmirtz: Huh. What?

Farmer's Wife: There it is!

Dodo: Narf narf narf! Narf!

Candace: Mooooooommmm!!!!

Mom! MOOOMM! Mom, mom! Mom! Mom! MOOOOMMMMM! Mooommmm! MOOOMMMMM!!!

(instrumental)

Mom! Mommm! Mooommmm! Mom! Mom! MOOOMMMM!! Mom, Mom, Mom! MOOMMMM!!

(instrumental)

Mom, Mom, Mom! Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom! Mom!! Mom, Mom!!! MOOOOMMMMM!!!!

Mom, Mom, Mom, MOOOMMMM!! Mom, Mom, Mom, MOOOMMMM!!

MOOoOoOoOOOOOOMMMmMMMMmMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

Mom, Phineas and Ferb are digitally retuning my voice!

Phineas:This is the best ice cream I've ever had!

Male Singer: ♪ Oh, that's right! ♪

♪ Houston, we've got a situation ♪

Female Singer: ♪ You better stand by the phone! ♪

Male Singer: ♪ It's a brand new lunar taste sensation ♪

Female Singer: ♪ Served on a waffle cone! ♪

♪ We got chocolate, vanilla ♪

Male Singer: ♪ But we don't have rocky road! ♪

Female Singer: ♪ It's not that we don't like it! ♪

♪ We left the marshmallows at home I blame Baljeet! ♪

Baljeet: Hey! I thought we discussed this earlier. Male Singer: It's in the lyrics, man.

Male Singer: ♪ You're livin' in a fun house, baby ♪

♪ You're livin' in a fun house, pass the gravy! ♪

♪ And while we're on the subject, meet my friend Davy He was in the navy and his hair is wavy ♪

♪ We're livin' in a fun house, mama We're livin' in a fun house, quite the drama ♪

♪ And while we're on the subject, that Peruvian llama's Wearing my pajamas and I know that I'm-a ♪

♪ Just livin' in a fun house, baby! ♪

Male Singer: ♪ We can see the tops of buildings Come along with me ♪

♪ You can vary your view of the area From our aerial area rug ♪

Tiny Cowboys: ♪ Meatloaf ♪

♪ Meatloaf ♪

♪ Meatloaf lover ♪

♪ Warms you from the inside like it's made by your mother ♪

♪ Talkin' 'bout meatloaf (Meatloaf, yeah) ♪

♪ We're talkin' 'bout meatloaf (meatloaf, yeah) ♪

♪ We're talkin' bout meatloaf (meatloaf, yeah, yeah, yeah) ♪

Norm: ♪ If I was real, Rappers: You could feel! ♪

Norm: ♪ I could really emote ♪

♪ Instead of shorting out whenever he sits on the remote ♪

♪ I want a dad Rappers: A father! ♪

Norm: ♪ Someone I can call pop ♪

♪ Someone to take me out for malts down at the soda shop ♪

♪ Someone to take me on a fishing trip or teach me how to ride a bike ♪

♪ Who'll pat me on the head and ask me "how you doin', tyke?" Women Singers and Rappers: How you doin', tyke? ♪

♪ Well, I'm fine, all things considered Wanna be a real boy but I don't wanna sound embittered ♪

But thanks for asking, seriously!

Male Singer: ♪ Just sit right down, you look like a hungry gent, ♪

♪ Our biscuits and gravy, go down like wet cement, ♪

♪ So, if you're looking for home cooking, or you want to see a three-headed toad, ♪

♪ Just come on in for a little bit of home on the road ♪(x3)

♪ (Everything's Better with Perry instrumental) ♪

Major Monogram: Alright everybody, tall kids in the back. Just need to do a little more programming here, and we'll be ready to roll.

Phineas: Hey, buddy. Ferb and I just wanted to say our goodbyes.

You know, we thought we'd met the real you when we found out you were Agent P.

But the fact is, pet, secret agent, they're both the real you.

You are now, and always have been a great pet, and a great friend.

We're going to miss you, Agent P.

I love you, pal.

Carl: Sir, are you crying? Major Monogram: No, I'm sweating through my eyes.

Phineas: Okay sir, we're ready.

Major Monogram: Okay Carl, we're all set.

Isabella: Uh, Major Monogram? Major Monogram: Uh, yes?

Isabella: So, none of us will remember any of today? Major Monogram: That's right.

Isabella: Good!

Phineas: (surprised) Isabella!

Isabella: Hit it, Carl! Phineas: Wait, wait, wait!

♪ Oh Yeah! ♪ (Laughing)

♪ Now me and my bro, we're takin' care of things ♪

♪ Went from a pair of jokers to a couple of kings ♪

♪ It goes to show you never know just what a shuffle brings ♪

♪ Me and my bro, are takin' care of things ♪

♪ That's right, we're bros, we're brothers, different father and mother ♪

♪ But don't you diss or slam or slide us, we look after one another ♪

♪ Cause we're thicker than thieves and we're cooler than kings ♪

♪ Oh man, you better believe, we're takin' care of things. ♪

♪ I'll tell you up front that I've got your back And I know that you've got mine ♪

♪ As long as we stick together side by side ♪

♪ Yo, bro, it's gonna turn out fine Yo, bro, it's gonna turn out fine ♪

♪ Now me and my bro, we're takin' care of things ♪

♪ Went from a pair of jokers to a couple of kings ♪

♪ It goes to show you never know just what a shuffle brings ♪

♪ Me and my bro, are takin' care of things ♪

♪ (Last verse of Everything's Better with Perry) ♪

♪ Everything's better with Perry (Everything's better with Perry) ♪

♪Everything is better with Perry (Everything is better, everything is better with Perry)♪

♪Everything's better and we Just want to tell you Perry♪

♪ Everything's better with you ♪

♪ Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da ♪

♪ We pass a couple gas stations, and a defunct flower shop, ♪

♪ And as we're passing by this farm, the pigs all look up from their slop, ♪

♪ We don't mean to disturb ♪

♪ Yeah, it's just the Tour de Ferb! ♪

♪ (Tour de Ferb) ♪

♪ Male Singer: He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action! Backing scat: (Dooby dooby doo-bah) X2 ♪

♪ Male Singer: He's a furry little flatfoot, who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay! ♪

♪ He's got more than just mad skill, Female Singer: (Wah-ah-ah) ♪

♪ Male Singer: He's got a beaver tail and a bill, Female Singer: (ah-ah) ♪

♪ Male Singer: And the women swoon whenever they hear him sa-a-a-ay: ♪

(pause; Perry chatters and women faint)

♪ Male Singer: He's Perry, Perry the Platypus! ♪

Beckham (blond): Oi, Cousin Ferb, we're dreadfully sorry for giving you such a hard time. You're an brilliant footballer, an all-around good chap and a Brit through and through.

Ferb: Actually lads, I'm not a Brit or a Yank. I'm just Ferb.

Jingle Singers: ♪ Nostrils on the Bus! ♪

Nostril #3: ♪ It's not public transport It's a sports-themed charter ♪

Nostrils: ♪ Association football ♪

Nostril #3: ♪ Nobody's rockin' harder ♪

♪ When you think about it All you need to know about us is that ♪

Nostrils: ♪ We are the Nostrils ♪ Nostrils & Driver: ♪ And we're on this bus! ♪

Jingle Singers: ♪ Nostrils on the Bus! ♪

Dr Diminutive: I don't have a Napoleon complex. Napoleon had a me complex! Don't cross me!

♪ Of course L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N bylaws which govern us all Say to enter this pageant, you must this tall ♪

♪ So you're disqualified! ♪

Diminutive: You can't do that!

♪ Yes, we can! ♪

Diminutive: Why?

♪ 'Cause we're evil ♪

♪ Evil ♪

♪ Evil tonight! ♪

♪ Or when you have to buy your undead things, ♪

♪ From Danville's one Goth store! ♪

♪ I'm a grim and lonely vampire teen, ♪

♪ Living in a brightly lit suburban dream. ♪

♪ I should sleep, sleep, sleep 'til the day is done, ♪

♪ But I'm a lost little vampire in the sun! ♪

♪ I used to get stuck on the simplest of things ♪

♪ I never tried flying or spreading my wings ♪

♪ What I want to convey is that I'm getting away ♪

♪ 'Cause tonight I'm breaking out! (I'm breaking out) ♪

♪ From the things that were holding me back (I'm breaking out) ♪

♪ In every wall if you look there's a crack (I'm breaking out) ♪

♪ In the end that's what life's all about ♪

♪ 'Cause tonight I'm breaking out! ♪

Archeologist: This is it. No one has seen this for a thousand of years.

(Blows dust)

The legend tells of an epic battle between the Mongol army and potato gremlin creatures while a pharmacist from the future worked in vain to return to his time, crying out "Curse you, Perry the Platypus!".

I swear, I majored in this in collage.

News-anchor: Hey, I hear you kids have invented a new language. Tell us all about it!

Phineas: Sure, follow me!

Phineas: ♪ You take the first letter of every word ♪

♪ You move it to the end and then say '-erb' ♪

♪ It's like we're adding a phonetica boost to it ♪

♪ Don't get confused, just get used to it ♪

Isabella: ♪ You take the first letter of every word ♪ Phineas: ♪ Whenever someone sneezes, ♪ Baljeet, Buford: ♪ Whenever you meet someone on the street ♪

Isabella: ♪ You move it to the end and then say "-erb" ♪ Phineas: ♪ You no longer say "bless you" ♪ ♪ Don't shake their hand, just stomp your feet ♪

Isabella: ♪ It's like we're adding a phonetica boost to it ♪ Phineas: ♪ Instead you play a flugelhorn ♪ Baljeet, Buford: ♪ And your conversation won't be complete ♪

Isabella: ♪ Don't get confused, just get used to it ♪ Phineas: ♪ And give him your left shoe ♪ Baljeet, Buford: ♪ Until you give him a big slab of meat ♪

Isabella: ♪ It doesn't show signs of stopping ♪

♪ And I've bought some corn for popping ♪

♪ The lights are turned way down low ♪

♪ Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! ♪

♪ (La, la la la, la la la) (La la la, la la la, la la la) (Let it snow!) Isabella: A-a-ah... ♪

♪ Let it snow! ♪

Fireside Girls: ♪ Let it Snow! ♪

Isabella: ♪O-oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh... ♪

♪ (Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!) ♪

Isabella: ♪ Let it snow! ♪

Phinabunk: ♪ Ooh chaka ooh chaka ♪

Isabelock/Caveside Girls: ♪ Kay carga mana hoo (hey!) ♪

Mog/Da/Can-tok/Jerabunk: ♪ Ya ya ya ♪

Isabelock/Caveside Girls: ♪ Gunga larga mungalo ♪

Boofgard and Baljug: ♪ Zooga ooga chonga ♪

Isabelock/Caveside Girls: ♪ Beep boppa zabodu ♪

All: ♪ Chucka lacka moo eetchie she ma goo (x2) ♪

♪ Chucka lacka moo eetchie ♪ ♪ Eetchie she ma ooga ♪

♪ Ooga (x2) ♪

Gerb: ♪ Ooga ooga ooga ooga ♪

All: ♪ Chucka lacka moo eetchie she ma goo ♪

♪ These flowers are way out of season ♪

♪ You'll fly to a swamp planet, meet a little green man ♪

♪ And move big heavy things with your miiiiiiiiiiiiiind... ♪

♪ But I know a way we can make you a warrior ♪

♪ Even though now you're a wuss ♪

♪ It's the Way of the Platypus! ♪

♪ It's the Way of the Platypus! ♪

Now for truth the battle's over

And evil's reign is done

Our hero stands triumphant...

No, no, wait, I was wrong. ♪ He's up again! ♪

I feel reasonably sure it's over this time. What do you guys think? Oh, wait, ♪ He's up again! ♪

Carl: From the top of another hill, a figure appears, a shaft of light shining off his auburn hair.

Major Monogram: Carl!

Carl: Sir, you're crushing my spirit.

Major Monogram: Yes. Yes I am.

Background scat: ♪ (Dooby dooby doo-bah) X3 ♪

Female Singers: ♪ Perry! ♪

Male Singer: ♪ He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action! Female Singers: In a fez! ♪

Male Singer: ♪ He's got more than just mad skill! He's got a beaver tail and a bill! ♪

Female Singers: ♪ And a fez! ♪

Male Singer: ♪ He's Perry, Perry the Platypus! ♪ Major Monogram: But you can call him Agent P.

Male Singer: ♪ Perry! ♪ Major Monogram: I said you can call him Agent P!

Male Singer: ♪ A-Gent P! ♪

♪ Livin' in an ant society (Ants...) ♪

♪ With ants much bigger than you and me (Ants...) ♪

♪ Diggin' in tunnels, it's a crazy scene (Ants...)♪

♪ With soldiers, drones and one big queen ♪

Phineas: Cool!

♪ (Ants...) ♪

♪ Ah, you can spend your lives in here, it's great ♪

♪ We can lift 10 times our body weight ♪

Crowd: Ooh! Ooh!

Phineas: (At crowd) Cheesetopia is now open!

♪ My fever starts to climb up above hundred degrees ♪

♪ When I fly through the breeze with ease upon my cheese trapeze ♪

♪ They know the cheese with ease-box squeeze, that is my expertise ♪

♪ Cheesetopia! Cheesetopia! ♪

♪ Ahh Cheesetopia (Cheesetopia) ♪

♪ Ahhh! Cheesetopia ♪

Phineas: It's like Utopia, with cheese!

♪ ...tronic! ♪

♪ He can assume any form ♪

♪ Hang on, I'm gonna backpedal ♪