I'm looking for books on witches.

-Witches? -Yeah.

I need to find some good pictures.

I'm going to be a sand-witch for Halloween.

Get it?

Yeah, I get it. Yeah.

I mean, I know witches wear pointy hats

and fly on broomsticks, but it'd be helpful to have a reference

picture to work off of.

I really want to win the costume contest.

Witches don't wear pointy hats and fly on broomsticks.

They look like everyone else.

They do?

Yeah.

You're describing a stereotype.

Don't be a witchest!

I'm not.

I didn't know.

I mean-- what do you mean?

Witches are powerful and alluring.

Wow.

I like powerful and alluring.

How do you know so much about witches, Mr. Ambrose?

Duh.

I work in a library.

Oh.

Right.

And I am one.

What?

I am one!

Shh!

Really?

Don't look so surprised.

Listen, do you really want to win this contest?

Yes.

Then be a witch.

I think I made it pretty clear I'm going to be a witch.

No, I mean be a witch.

Then you can cast a spell to win the contest.

There's such a thing as a spell to win a costume contest?

Of course there is.

You think people just win the Nobel Peace Prize?

I mean, I thought they did.

Wake up, Tina!

Witches are everywhere.

-Oh. -Here.

You can try a spell.

It might work, it might not.

Not everyone is able to do it.

Huh.

OK, well, I guess I'll give it a try.

But Tina, beware.

Casting spells can be really dangerous.

Oh.

Wait, should I not?

Oh, no, no, no.

You totally should.

But I'm just saying, beware!

OK.

Do I go now?

Yeah, you go.