[humming]

So, Dad, you're probably wondering

why I'm holding this chalkboard eraser from the restaurant.

What? Wait.

Why are you holding the eraser from the restaurant?

I'm glad you asked.

You see, we've had some discussions

about me having my own cellphone, haven't we, Father?

Uh-huh.

Some people say I shouldn't have

my own cellphone, because I lose things sometimes.

That people is me, because you lose things sometimes.

All the time.

Well, agree to disagree.

No.

Has anyone seeen my other shoe?

Has anyone seen a burger on a plate?

Has anyone seen my toothbrush?

It was in my mouth a second ago.

OK, so maybe I lose things sometimes.

But I wouldn't lose a reasonably priced cellphone

with a sensible data package.

And I'm going to prove it by not losing this eraser all day.

Tina, I like that eraser.

I'm gonna miss it.

Yeah.

It was a good eraser.

Rest in peace.

Guys, I'm not going to lose it.

Oh my god.

Where is it?

You just dropped it.

Didn't lose it.

Not lost.