I'm going to teach you, America, how to

make the perfect cup of tea.

You fill up your kettle to the kind of desired amount.

So this is filled up to 5 cups,

so we can now have a cup of tea.

Guessing that's this thing, press your little on button.

This is a very fancy kettle.

You don't use your kettle to actually serve

the tea. That's wrong. You have a tea pot,

put your teabag in there, you'd have two, usually.

So we're gonna leave that in there.

Got a bit of milk, this has hair in it.

I don't know, that's optional. Just to make

it extra Irish, I have my own potato

that'll be involved in today's tutorial.

Shall I just talk about Ireland for the

next couple of minutes?

Ireland's the best, Ireland is, um, a small

island between the UK and America

the center of the universe basically

it's very green in Ireland. The populations

about 5 million. James Joyce's from there, Oscar Wilde...

shortbreads are not Irish

they're Scottish. Anyway, your kettle's

boiled, you fill up your teapot

have your teabag in there, let it brew for about

3 minutes, make sure it's nice and strong

Pour your tea. Put your milk in

it looks awful from here but the idea is there

Have your cuppa tea,

have a shortbread biscuit, there you go

life is instantly better for you!

Oh my god, the pressure!