This easy game?

EAAAA-SAAAH

EASY!

Ohhhh

How many times have I died?

Oh

OH that's right

He hasn't died

Oh, oh look at--

Look at him!

He's doing it...

Perfectly.

I wonder how.

It's not like I've done this

a million fucking times...

by now.

*soft laugh*

Oh, you cheeky bastard. Huh?

You thought you could...

do a little...

(???) on me?

Can you fuck off?

If you think this game is hard...

Then I'll tell you what;

You might want to check your

privilege there, buddy.

If this game was life,

this game would be...

s t r a i g h t w h i t e m a l e.

Oh, shit

Now.

Let's go to the fucking place...

where dreams are died-- *nice grammar*

dead.

Dreams DIE here.

Oh look!

Mr. Orange we meet again.

Goodbye

Goodbye Mr. Orange.

Goodby--

Oh Jesus

*sighs*

This bit sucks so fucking much.

I'm legit just sick of it.

*A B S O L U T E C O N C E N T R A T I O N*

sssss---

Easy.

That was not easy you fucking idiot,

listen to me.

Okay,

all right,

watch this.

~Acceptance Of Consequences~

Easy.

*ABSOLUTE CONCENTRATION PT. 2*

Ohh..

I'm out of mouse space *This is where he knew...*

what the f- *He fucked up.*

DO I DO?!!

STOP

you've--no.

Do I need a hanger ship for my mousepad?!

I ran out of space.

What do I do?

What the fuck mouse?!

I'm adding an extra

because this is ridiculous.

This mountain makes no sense, by the way

Fuck you.

you know what fuck off, please.

Get me back up

Stop sliding, please

Okay,

double mouse

strat clearly doesn't work.

Okay?

Slow...

Slow...

Slow- *slides off*

Oh god

stop

I don't know how people do this, bit.

I just don't understand it

I keep sliding down no matter what I do

and I don't have that big of a mouse mat.

I'm sorry

So I'm gonna have to go with the (???) strat

(???) strat doesn't work

No keep falling.

I don't care

Razor

You make the worst fucking mouse pad

I've ever seen.

How can you fuck up a mouse pad?

It's not that fucking hard.

This fucking bit...

*Fucking bit... Kinky.*

Can suck my fucking--

Keep falling keep falling. *hint of malice*

I dare you.

(Extreme noises up ahead)

*The usual violent cat that hisses at you*

HAH!

HWUHHH!

UHHHH!

OOFWEHHH!

*Crazed laughter with a spice of relief*

OH WOW!

Wow everybody!

He did it!!!

He did it!!!

Yatta!

BAAAH!

You thought I couldn't do it?

EASY-SAHHH

EASY-SEHHH

Go away Edgar.

Oh, okay

All right.

I get it.

Oh, it's gonna be hard now because you--

BAAAH

fuck off

easy

Hey a little thumbs up

isn't that cute?

oh now--now it's when the game really gets hard pewds

Now it's when to b--

Fuck Off.

Thank you...

thumbs up.

Thank you.

I think I'm actually stuck with it

oh wow

that is a

Tiny little thumb

BRRRRRAAAP

OH OHHHH

You tried to scare me,

but I don't get scared

ever

Not sure how to do this bit,

BUT I DON'T CARE

Oh no

hey hey hey hey thumbs

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

Oh, this time is gonna be easy.

I done it once before

should be easy to do this again, man

Yeah, boy.

I'm coming up

I want the world to know

you gotta let it show

coming--

I'm coming up

I want the--*gibberish*

EHHH

I want the world to know *DEMON CHILD VOICE*

you've gotta let it show *AHHHHHH*

*Is that demon child... Masturbating?

EHEHEHE

EHEHEHE

What once seemed impossible,

is now extremely doable!

Just like your mother! *horns blazing*

*Laugh of a corrupt nobleman*

Hey tiger.

Listen here.

I ain't got time for you.

while making this game;

"How--can we make that, can we make it steeper?

please?

Let's make it steeper"

Hello

Mr. Thumb

We meet again!

It's been written

Mr. Thumb

Why did you do that?

That is just stupid

Keep falling

I fucking dare you

you know what?

you know what?

see if I give a shit

keep falling

you think I care?

You think I fucking care?

take me back.

Take me back all the way

Can't even--

oh

Oh no, I keep--

shut the fuck up

I'm back baby.

Ohhhhhh

ohhhhh

You thought I was gonna go away did ya?

You thought I was gonna fucking go--

WHAT THE F--

That's fine

Not a big deal at all.

Ahh, you messed that fucking shit up.

Getting a little sweaty now... HAHA

*LICKING POWER 9000*

Come on bitch

What you got?

Huh?

What you got?

Bish show me.

Bish show me what you got.

oh

my

god

*IT'S OFF THE SPECTRUM!*

Oh... You like Happy Meals

on McDonald's?

ohhhh

I bet you doooo

Edgar, sit the fuck still

It's like I'm--uuhuhuhuh

enough distractions

bish

Do you like Happy Meals

on McDonaAAAAAAH

WAAAAAH

AHHHHH

Listen here.

I don't care.

You need to go--

you need to go Edgar.

You need to go.

I'm not your dad

fuck off

Okay, I don't have to pay child services for more...

whatever

this bit sucks so much

that I could become a titty dispenser *Uhhh wut?*

you know I'm saying? *No...*

Grab the rock *bow chicka bow wow*

move it slow *I see what you did there poods*

No, no no no

no no no no

It is fine.

You try again.

Little poodiepie

Just try again

my

poodie friend

ohhhhhhh

You've done this many times

you can do it again

You can do it again pewds

Just believe

you got your friends,

ORRLY?

their waiting for you to do it

ohhhh

Come on poods,

Please

we want you to do the thing

Please just do the thing

*His tongue sure is big...*

Oh, I'm doing it.

Ah, I'm out of mouse space

I'm out of my mouse--

I am leg--

not joking

I am at the edge

of

Them--

but I'm at the edge of my--

I'm using my hand now.

Oh, it does not work

Uhhhh

NO!

THIS SLIDE, I'M SO SICK OF IT

I'm back!!! *We slowly witness Felix go coco*

*laughs*

*He is dying inside you know?*

you thought I was gonna quit, did ya?

Oh no no no no

I'm not just some casual

Little youtuber

who's like

"oh dis game is very hard,

Oh, I feel so angry

Well cuz the game is a little more trickier than I'm used to

so I'm so angry"

Oh, that ain't me, man

no no no no no

that ain't me, man

That ain't me

That ain't me man

that ain't me

that ain't me

okay?

alright everybody

Don't go too slow

cuz you'll run out of mouse space

oh,

oh

mai wa--

I'm--I'm out of mouse space

I'm out of mouse space

I'm not joking

I'm not joking

put it down,

put it down,

put it down,

put it down,

put a down,

put a down

put it down (x5)

Oh! How nice everybody?

oh

He's killing it, everybody

we're watching live poodiepie

fucking suck the...

Okay, Wow!

Great

it's great commentary coming from Pewdiepie

He does this for a living