We've got one more uh kind of psychological test we always do here.

It's just a Word Association. I'll throw you out a few words.

Anything that comes to your mind, just throw it back at me, okay?

It's kind of an arbitrary thing. Like, if I say "dog", you'd say..?

Tree. Tree. {audience laughs}

Dog

Tree

{audience laughs}

Fast

Slow.

Rain.

Snow.

White.

Black.

Bean.

Pod.

{audience laughs}

Negro.

Whitey

{audience laughs}

Tar Baby.

{audience laughs}

What'd you say?

Tar Baby.

Ofay.

{audience laughs}

Colored.

Redneck.

{audience laughs}

Jungle Bunny!

Peckerwood!

{audience laughs}

Burrhead.

Cracker.

{audience laughs}

Spearchucker.

White trash!

{audience laughs}

Jungle Bunny!

Honky!

Spade!

Honky Honky!

Nigger!

Dead honky!

{audience laughs and claps}

Okay, Mr. Wilson, I think.

I think your qualified for this job.

How about a starting salary of $5000?

Your momma!

{audience laughs}

Uh, $7500 a year?

Your grandmama.

{audience laughs}

$15,000 Mr. Wilson. You'll be the highest paid janitor in America.

Just don't hurt me, please.

Okay.

Okay.

You want me to start now?

Oh no, no...that's alright. I'll clean all this up. Take a couple of weeks off, you look tired.

{audience laughs and claps}