Put it in your pants

Cactus...

We put it in our pants

Bean burrito...

Now you know what's up

Mayonnaise, dump all of that

A dictionary and an almanac

A large pizza, extra cheese

A used thong, oh yes please

Dirty diaper, don't ask why

Have some milk run down your thighs

All purpose flour in your pants

A pinch of salt and now we dance

Put it in your pants (x4)

Put it in your pants

Put it in your pants

Put it in your pants

And dance

Put a fish inside your slacks

This might hurt, a bunch of tacs

Let's get sticky, a jar of honey

Add some feathers, hmm that's funny

A dozen eggs, make sure they're fresh

Tampons, absorb the mess

Gasoline, let's heat it up

Now light a match...

Now blow it out

Get a gun, now drop it in

A yoyo, just let it spin

Telephone, hear it ring

Mac and cheese, then silly string

Bake a cake now smash the cake

Then get a steak now drop that steak

Add your insurance plan

Now finish off with your best friend's hand

Put it in your pants

It's not weird, just do it

Put it in your pants

Don't question us, just get into it

Put it in your pants

Put it in your pants

And dance

Nails...

Cat food...

Cottage cheese...

Light bulb...

Pudding...

Pizza sauce...

Put it in your pants

Keep calm and carry on

Just put it in your pants

When in doubt you know what to do

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