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  • *intro music*

  • Dom: Whoa! Hey! I'm not alone in this video. Why don't you guys introduce yourselves, huh?

  • Ehlboy: Hi, I'm Ehlboy.

  • Ehlboy: Uh... Animator. Sometimes helps Dom with his videos.

  • Jomm: I'm Jomm, sometimes known as "Dom" without the D. Uh...

  • *laughs in background*

  • Jomm: *facepalm* Cut!

  • Jomm: Cut it!

  • *beep*

  • Kressh: How can we cut it? If you don't have a "D"?

  • *laughs* Jomm: Oh my--

  • Dom: Next, we have, uh, "Kreesh" (Kressh)

  • Kressh: See everyone's gonna take that seriously, and no one's gonna call me Kressh.

  • *laughs*

  • Dom: So, we have a lot of hypotheticals. Uh... talking about a lot of stuff. What's what's an example of what we've thought of before?

  • Ehlboy: What if... the air

  • Ehlboy: was wood?

  • Dom: Okay, that's like--

  • Ehlboy: That was an original hypothetical--

  • Kressh (I Think): oh my,

  • Dom: I don't even know where that came from.

  • Dom: First one was, "what if all the air in the world (as in like the planet Earth) was just replaced with wood?"

  • So, in this hypothetical, do we now as humans breathe in wood? Is that what we need to survive?

  • Well, are you breathing because don't you just die instantly?

  • So, everyone just like either get like squished by something or just dies cuz they wouldn't have oxygen

  • But would anyone be conscious to understand what-- what just happened??

  • No.. I don't think so..

  • Okay wait, so what was the end-- what was the end of the conversation?

  • There is no solution to this. These hypothetical there's no solution. We just... it's just...

  • that's the beauty man. There's no right or wrong answers. Just... there's right and wrong reasoning, I guess.

  • Okay, so here's the question for-- for this episode *clears throat*

  • Okay, at what point?

  • Do you become a cyborg? Let's say for example I-- I have

  • uh

  • an item

  • I'm gonna say a weapon... a gun, okay?

  • And I held it in my hand, and now I just don't let go for the rest of my life. Am I a cyborg?

  • Okay, should we define what?

  • Yeah, I think you need a define cyborg first.

  • Yeah-yeah, help me define cyborg

  • The Google definition is:

  • "A fictional or hypothetical pers-- * hypothetical* person whose phys-- whose physical abilities are extended beyond normal human

  • limitations by mechanical elements built into the body."

  • Okay, so...

  • In the television broadcast that I saw, okay,

  • So they basically claim like even something as simple as a contact you wear for your eyes counts as being like a cyborg.

  • Okay, let's say let's say I hold the gun, and I tape my hands, so that I can't open it and release it.

  • I'm thinking like, uh, like the exoskeletons people wear?

  • Or like when someone like breaks their shin,

  • And then you get like surgically stick a bar inside or something

  • So like, Jackie Chan is a cyborg?

  • Does he have that?

  • He's got metal all throughout his body. Oh from like the --

  • Like every bone he's ever broken.

  • Oh yeah,

  • I guess that would make him stronger.

  • So you're saying--

  • So you're saying in the case of the hearing aid, it is a cyborg?

  • But in the case of the gun sticking into your hand

  • That is not a normal thing you can do, so it's not a cyborg now?

  • I would say that doesn't bring you beyond normal limitation because you lose a function of a whole hand.

  • Yeah but I still have my other hand

  • That's still less than like normal humans.

  • You're like adding a whole new structure to your body.

  • I'm a weapon!

  • *laughs*

  • That doesn't make you better Dom.

  • I didn't say it's better. It's just like enhanced in a-- in that category, you know?

  • Okay, no, in my opinion,

  • it's when you can do everything

  • normally, but in a situation where you can't do something, you can do something now because you have that implant.

  • Can cyborgs love?

  • Oh my god. This is another video!

  • *laughs* Part two!!

  • Wait. Isn't a cyborg still a human, basically?

  • But at what point is it android?

  • Time to look at the definition of android...

  • I mean according to, uh, Dragon Ball Z

  • Okay well, let's put it in reverse. What-- at what point?

  • Do you have to take an android and add human elements before it stops being called cyborg?

  • Wait, when you take an android and start adding elements?

  • Adding and so you know take an Android. Right? You have a yeah robotic skeleton, and you throw in--

  • So like, you know when Krillin uh, wished android 18 to be human?

  • Aw dude, spoiler!

  • Okay, so you have a robot, and you slowly throw in human pieces like a brain, a liver, lungs, skin,

  • whatever. At what point does that stop becoming a cyborg?

  • And I think that's when we would get our definition for-- at what point does something become...

  • So, the spectrum, it's

  • Android, cyborg, human.

  • Yeah, like how many human bits do you have to throw in before it's not considered a cyborg anymore?

  • Uh... I'm gonna say brain. Brain, yeah because--

  • So you're saying if it's a fully robotic body with a human brain, it's not a cyborg?

  • Okay, if you're working like from the ground up with like organs first, and then the last thing replaces the brain

  • Then you just made a human.

  • That's what I'm saying!

  • Then that's a human!

  • Like what ratio of cyborgs and human bits does it have to be before it's not a cyborg anymore?

  • Little bits... *laughter in background*

  • Uh, I'd say all of it

  • So then by that definition, the moment we put anything mechanical into a human being, is when they're a cyborg?

  • Yeah, so like-- cuz--

  • That's what I said! That's the first question! Put a gun in my hand, I'm a cyborg!

  • It doesn't count with a gun!

  • I don't think a gun is the best example--

  • Toaster!

  • I don't know give me like an iPod or something.

  • So, if someone puts actual cyborg parts on to you that are functional,

  • but you switch it off, you're not a cyborg

  • Until you switch it on

  • No, you're just a cyborg that's turned off.

  • *laughter*

  • I think we need to draw a line between when something's "equippeded" and when something is built into things.

  • Did you say "equippeded"?

  • EQUIPPED!

  • That double past-tense dude. He's in like the fourth dimension

  • At what point, can you permanently equip something that makes it built-in?

  • Wait what?

  • You know, I equip--

  • When it's permanent

  • Yes, so

  • Permanent equipping equals built-in, but then if it's not permanent it's not built-in.

  • Yes, so, so, if I never let go of the gun. I shower with it. I sleep with it

  • Oh my god Dom...

  • I eat my brunch with it

  • It's... it's permanent. It's built-in cuz you can build a thing with tape, right? Then it's built.

  • But it's not mechanical.

  • The gun is mechanical!

  • I meant tape is not mechanical.

  • Yeah, but the way-- that's my method of attaching it to my body

  • So, it's not effective way to...

  • It's not effective, but it's on me.

  • But by definition, you are at a cyborg?

  • Yes.

  • No! I'm not agreeing with you. I'm saying it's just--

  • DAS what I wanted to hear!

  • No! Dom!

  • At what point, does a gun stop being a gun?

  • Oh my god...

  • Like if you take out,

  • the internal components of a gun, and it's just a gun shell, is this still a gun?

  • So, if I walk by like something on the floor, I'm like, "Oh, it's a gun."

  • I look inside, and it's like-- it's empty.

  • I'm like, "Oh, I guess it's not a gun."

  • Like, do I just say that?

  • *laughter*

  • So, a blow dart can be considered shooting bullets, then it's a gun?

  • Yeah, a dart is a bullet. *laughter*

  • It's a type of bullet.

  • It has a tube that fires.

  • So, if you put like a nine-millimeter in a straw and then blew, is it a gun?

  • What kind of straw do you have that would allow you to swallow a bullet?

  • Yeah, like you get like a spitball it.

  • And let's say you don't take that straw out of your mouth, are you a cyborg?

  • Oh my god!

  • Stop!

  • Ugh!

  • This is not coming full circle.

  • This is just like almost getting there, and then we--

  • I think we have our answer. Kressh said it, I'm a cyborg.

  • That was out of context!

  • I'm gonna arrive to Canada with nerf blaster in my hands,

  • and you call me a cyborg.

  • You're not going to get into Canada

  • It'll be taped in there.

  • You'll probably get stopped at the border.

  • Yeah, and then they're gonna--

  • They're gonna stop me. It's gonna be all taped all on my hand--

  • "Sir, you have to take those off!" Then you're like, "No, it's permanent! I'm a cyborg!"

  • "Okay, pass."

  • No, I'm a cyborg!

  • "I'm sorry, sir. I didn't realize."

  • Uh, I identify as--

  • Assume my species?!

  • And that wraps up first episode of "Damn Hypotheticals"

  • Is that what we're calling it?

  • "Hypodomicals"

  • I don't know

  • I don't have a name for it

  • Dem hypotheticals

  • Dem "hypos"

  • The "Hypopo"?

  • "Hypo"?

  • Dat "Hypothesis"

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