Name: 《動畫臺灣史》 EP0『賣台？後藤桑の如意算盤 』 (Taiwan for Sale? History of Taiwan)
Uploaded: 2018-03-23T12:34:09.000Z
Duration: 7 min 38 s

Today we're going to talk about selling out Taiwan

Goto Shinpei thought Taiwanese people were nothing but a bunch of

後藤新平認為，臺灣人的民族性就是

To Taiwanese people nowadays, this description is

這句話此時此刻身為臺灣人的我們聽起來

from bonjouring each other like the French
The Taiwanese were so close

from bonjouring each other like the French

我們見面就要像法國人一樣Bonjour Bonjour地喊了

Selling Taiwan incident with Mr. Goto Shinpei

Let's start from how the Japanese Rule in Taiwan started

好重要的賣臺事件以及好重要的後藤新平先生

Japan took over Taiwan according to the Treaty of Shimonoseki

我們就先來聊聊好重要的日治初期吧

gave the first few governor-generals a big headache

During the first three years of the Japanese Rule

卻完全無法掌握臺灣的治安狀況

governor-generals changed back to back to back

Even when the fourth governor-general came to office

He could still hear them blaka blaka blakas

例如總督乃木希典桑就曾經抱怨說

The Japanese also got the heebie-jeebies from

Taiwan was hot and wet and filled with cutie little diseases

When Japanese troops were busy invading the south in 1895

But those who died from diseases were up to

就算到了第四任的總督兒玉源太郎

You can tell by the numbers how serious the epidemics were

白天辦公外面還可以聽到槍聲四起

事實上除了春風吹又生的抗日勢力以外

還有一個更讓日本皮皮銼的事情
也就是瘟疫

Taiwan's public finance-revenue was less than

臺灣又濕又熱充滿各式各樣五顏六色的傳染病

when you're spending three times what you make?

The Japanese people that came to Taiwan at that time

但因為疾病而死亡的日本人卻有

from the clean and polite people we know them to be

Some Japanese folks stripped down and strolled around

光從人數就可以看出臺灣的傳染病有多嚴重了

Let's just say Taiwanese people didn't have a

啊這樣你是要怎麼收支平衡啦！

very high opinion of the Japanese back then

Making it even worse to be colonized by them

They felt like soldiers being sent to the Spratly Islands

Taiwan didn't have any decent schools, hospitals or houses

當時來臺灣的日本人可能跟我們印象中

愛清潔、有禮貌的日本人不太一樣

讓有些日本人只好脫光光晃來晃去

搞得臺灣人看了覺得羞羞臉以外

When people back in Japan started throwing shade at Taiwan

讓臺灣人民打從心裡瞧不起當時的日本人

也加深了臺灣人不爽被殖民的情緒

We could've ended up eating croissants for breakfast

就像好好一個人，沒事當個大頭兵

Just when Taiwan was about to go full bonjour

嗄？南沙指揮部是什麼？ 可以吃嗎？

Even though Taiwan is a hard little nut to crack

臺灣不只沒有合適的學校、醫院、像樣的房子

In the end, the Diet decided to give the government one last chance

And Kodama took his right hand man to Taiwan

So most of the time he wasn't even in Taiwan

And the hard work just became Goto Shinpei's job

Goto believed that Taiwan must be ruled by

這兩個大問題搞得我們的乃木希典桑

Flatfish have their eyes on the same side

But sea breams have their eyes on opposite sides

終於臺灣賠了夫人又折兵的消息傳回日本

How could you force a flatfish to grow its eyes on both sides?

So let Japanese be Japanese, and Taiwanese be Taiwanese

用大約1億日圓把臺灣賤價賣給Bonjour Bonjour的法國

There's no need to impose Japan's rules on Taiwan

Goto decided to take understand the habits of the Taiwanese population

我們現在早餐吃的可能就是可頌

站在臺北信義區的大概就是101鐵塔了

而就在臺灣準備要開始Bonjour Bonjour的時候

He started with a bunch of investigations

兒玉源太郎認為 
臺灣是日本南端的屏障，軍事價值高

當初為了臺灣我們已經花了那麼多力量

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《動畫臺灣史》 EP0『賣台？後藤桑の如意算盤』 (Taiwan for Sale? History of Taiwan)

bunch

decent

revenue

force

《動畫臺灣史》 EP0『賣台？後藤桑の如意算盤 』 (Taiwan for Sale? History of Taiwan)

bunch

decent

revenue

force

《動畫臺灣史》 EP0『賣台？後藤桑の如意算盤』 (Taiwan for Sale? History of Taiwan)