>> Sure thing, what can I do for you?

>> I wanted to talk to you about my grade.

I don't understand why you gave me an F.

>> That would probably be because you earned an F.

>> What do you mean?

>> What is your name again?

>> It's Sandy.

You really don't know my name after four months of class?

>> Well, you haven't exactly been in class for four months,

and you were sleeping or sending text messages when you were here.

I have just thought of you as the girl who doesn't care.

>> But why did I fail the course?

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>> Because you literally managed to fail

every single aspect of this ridiculously simplified course.

>> What does that mean?

What did I fail?

>> Everything.

You failed the first exam and never even took the second test.

>> I was sick.

>> When?

>> When I missed the test.

>> That was two months ago.

>> Can I make it up?

>> Not anymore.

You also failed the third test and never handed

in your final research paper worth 30% of your grade.

>> I didn't know that was due.

Did you announce it in class?

>> Yes, about ten times.

You were probably not here because you hate school

and may be the worst student I have ever seen.

>> But I was sick.

>> I know the feeling.

Hey, do you have a safety pin?

>> No, why?

>> Because I would like to stab myself until I pass

out from blood loss so I don't have to continue this conversation.

>> Whatever.

Can I do extra credit?

>> No.

I already turned in final grades.

Why didn't you ask me about extra credit

at some point during the last three months?

>> My grandmother died.

>> I'm sorry to hear that.

>> So, can I do extra credit?

>> No.

>> I can bring you the obituary.

>> I don't want to see your grandmother's obituary.

I want to go home because I've been reading research papers for 27 hours.

>> But my boyfriend and I broke up.

>> What does that have to do with it?

>> I dumped him because he was cheating on me with my best friend.

The only person I could talk to about

these things was my grandfather and now he's dead.

>> I thought you said your grandmother died.

>> They both died in the same accident.

They were driving to see me because I was sad about cheating on my boyfriend.

>> I thought your boyfriend cheated on you.

>> He did.

So, can I do extra credit?

>> Even if you could invent a time machine

and travel back in time to personally interview Abraham Lincoln,

and I gave you 100 points of extra credit,

you would still only have a D for the course.

>> Okay, who is Abraham Lincoln?

>> Why are you here?

>> If I don't get a C in this course, I will

lose my financial aid and I will have to drop out of school.

It's terrible.

>> Why didn't you care about that before?

This is the first time you have ever spoken to me.

>> I was sick.

>> Okay, this conversation is over.

>> Are you calling me a liar?

>> I'm not calling you anything except a failure in this class.

Although, now that I think of it, you will probably fail in life as well.

>> How could you say that?

>> Because you scored 33 out of 200 total points and

you get 20 points for just having your name on the roster.

>> What if I do the research now?

>> No.

>> But can I?

>> No.

>> But.

Why are you being so mean?

>> Why won't you go away?

>> Because you won't help me.

>> I would have helped you two months ago while you were cheating on

your boyfriend and killing your grandparents, but

right now I just want to go home.

>> I'm going to appeal to the dean.

>> You could appeal to the Lord Almighty, but

no one could save your grade in this course.

>> This is the worst ever.

I'm going to tell my boyfriend.

>> Great.

You will probably find him at your best friend's apartment.

>> Good day to you, Candy.

>> My name's Sandy.

>> I said good day.

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