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  • - So I am gonna do this

  • for the purposes of research and science.

  • (lively music)

  • - How does this work?

  • - I am a little nervous.

  • - I am probably more excited

  • about the technology of the porno

  • than the actual porno itself.

  • - Gaming and porn seems to be the two natural things

  • that VR is made for.

  • - I grew up where Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition

  • once a year was my jam

  • and now there's virtual reality porn?

  • - I think I like the arms length porn,

  • where it's like, "Ah, that's there, that's entertaining."

  • And then it's like, okay now it can go away

  • and I can go on with my day.

  • - How does the cum work?

  • Do you cum on people?

  • - I'm a nerd so I need all the pixels, man,

  • like 1080 by 1920, what?

  • How many frames per second?

  • Is it 29.9, is it 31?

  • - I am afraid that virtual reality porn

  • is gonna ruin regular porn for me.

  • - It's like ski goggles for sex.

  • - [Voiceover] Oh wow, is it one size fit all?

  • (laughing)

  • Oh, wait, damn, I'm hot.

  • - I am ripped.

  • - [Voiceover] Mark this day on your calendar

  • as the day you had your first--

  • oh my god.

  • Oh my god, it's coming, it's coming at me.

  • - Hey, how you doin'?

  • Where you been at?

  • You lookin' for me?

  • - Oh, that's a vagina.

  • (screaming)

  • (laughing)

  • - Where did this come from?

  • Okay, okay.

  • - It's kinda crazy 'cause, like, I have boobs

  • and a vagina but then my head's gone.

  • - What I'm likin' is the depth of the space.

  • I can't even see my hands.

  • - She's got what looks to be a like, bong,

  • or no, that's not a bong.

  • That goes somewhere else.

  • - Oh my god.

  • This is so weird.

  • - Oh, it's her turn.

  • They're going down on me, I guess.

  • - She's saying, "Oh (beep) Oh (beep)"

  • and I totally agree.

  • - Ah, it's weird how I try to get closer to it,

  • but there's nothing I can do.

  • - That is a big, giant penis.

  • - She sounds like she's having a good time.

  • I'm still trying to get to know her.

  • - Your armpit is right in my face.

  • - Oh my god, no you (mumbling) right in the eye.

  • What the (beep).

  • (laughing)

  • - Hello?

  • - Oh, oh, well, okay.

  • - That was like two minutes.

  • He's cumming already.

  • - (laughing) She's coming up really close at the end.

  • I understand (laughing).

  • - That's it?

  • - Oh god, now it looks as though I've finished.

  • Oh boy.

  • Hey, what's up everybody?

  • - Well.

  • - That was a great experience.

  • That was an experience I would recommend

  • to anyone who is living and breathing.

  • - I underestimated how realistic it would be

  • because they got very close to me

  • and it felt pretty real.

  • - Oh man, that was crazy (laughing).

  • - I would, hands-down, recommend this to a friend

  • if they could handle it.

  • - This was more than 1080p.

  • There was all the P's.

  • - Could you imaging being caught

  • maturbating with this on?

  • - This is definitely the future of the way

  • that people are gonna watch porn.

  • There's just no way that, like,

  • we're gonna watch porn on a flat screen forever, you know.

  • - I think maybe NASAR already has it,

  • but if they don't, send this to space men

  • because I think that they would appreciate it.

  • And space ladies 'cause they would appreciate this too.

  • Because it's so lonely out there.

- So I am gonna do this

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