that 87 million Facebook users' data was compromised

by Cambridge Analytica, everyone wanted answers.

And you could tell that

because everyone was posting about it on Facebook.

And when the American people

are deeply concerned about something,

you know what Congress does, nothing.

But in this case, in this case,

they summoned Mr. Facebook himself

to the principal's office

to explain what Facebook is doing with our information.

And I'm not gonna lie, I don't know if it's just because

I've never seen him with other humans before,

but it genuinely looks like Zuckerberg sent

a robot version of himself.

Like, look at him. He looks like he's in Westworld right now.

Look at that.

In fact, in fact, can we play the audio from that clip?

(robotic clanking, whirring)

(whirring)

Yeah, I thought so. I thought so.

Now, now, look, I-I think we can all agree

that because Facebook has so much power and influence,

they need to be held accountable.

They need to be accountable to someone.

But I think we can also agree that the people

that Facebook is accountable to

maybe shouldn't be these guys.

I'm communicating with my friends on Facebook

and indicate that, uh,

I love a certain kind of chocolate,

and, uh, all of a sudden,

I start receiving advertisements

for chocolate.

What if I don't want to receive

those commercial advertisements?

What?

Then just stop writing about chocolate.

I'm sure your friends will be okay

not hearing about it for once.

"I love chocolate. It's 5:00 a.m., Senator, go to bed."

It's like Forrest Gump became a senator.

What is this?

I love chocolate, so much chocolate.

You know, in a way, in a way, I feel like Zuckerberg

has already experienced the worst punishment of all.

He had to spend four hours

explaining Facebook to senior citizens.

That's... that's it.

He served his time, people.