Sure.

You know when you write an e-mail,

you're like, "Shoot. I don't know if I should hit 'send'

or should wait

a second, sleep on it?"

Yeah.

I need, like,

an objective opinion.

-Okay. -Here's what it is.

"Troy, question -- are you Chinese?"

[ Laughter ]

"I've wondered for some time now,

and I didn't know how to broach the subject.

Whenever I'm around you,

I sense a vibe,

and I just want to know."

[ Laughter ]

It's a vibe.

"If you're not, don't sweat it. You're still awesome."

[ Laughs ]

"And I'm sorry I brought it up."

I don't want to insult him,

you know?

Yeah, yeah.

"I'll see you

at Kristin's next week.

Hope there's enough sour cream this time.

LOL."

Yeah.

[ Laughter ]

Here's the thing, though -- I've known him for like a decade.

It's an odd question.

If you've

known someone for a decade,

you'd think you'd kind of know.

Yeah, but it's almost --

at this point,

I should know if he's Chinese or not, right?

[ Laughter ]

This guy's just jumping in.

This guy's just chiming

in, jumping in.

He eavesdrops.

I don't know.

"What -- am I supposed to know if Troy Chen is Chinese?"

[ Laughter ]

I'm supposed to know that Troy Chen is Chinese?

I don't know.

[ Laughter ]

Oh, "Troy" is a giveaway.

[ Laughter and applause ]

-He's got to be Chinese? -Of course.

"I'll be, like, over his house

once in a while,

take my shoes off."

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Where's Terry? Where's Terry?

Back to the e-mail, do you think it's ready to send?

Should I just hit "send"?

-Ah! -Ah!

This is Troy Chen coming in.

Q: [ Laughing ] Troy Chen.

Troy! What's up, Troy?

What's up, buddy?

[ Laughter and applause ]

Joe: Some [bleep] home runs tonight.

How's it going?

Good to see you, man.

Quick question -- are you Chinese?

Yeah.

Oh. All right.

[ Laughter and applause ]

[ Ding! ]