It's starting! It's starting! It's starting! Shh, shh!

開始了！開始了！開始了！噓、噓！

Whoever fills up their cute-o-meter first will be crowned the cutest animal in existence, and we'll be throwing in a shiny trophy to boot!

誰最先在他的可愛測量器裡達到滿格將會被加冕為當今最可愛的動物，我們還會加碼一座亮晶晶的獎盃！

Now, without further ado, let's welcome the king of the internet, Nom Nom!

好，廢話不多說，讓我們歡迎網路紅人，軟Q！

♪ Gonna dance all day and have some fun ♪

♪ 跳一整天找樂子 ♪

♪ Here we go, let's hang some more ♪

♪ 走吧，讓我們更享樂一番 ♪

Nom Nom's already off to a great start, but it might take more than that to defeat the upcoming sneezy sensation, Panda!

軟 Q 已經有個好的開始了，但可能要花更多力氣才能擊敗即將登場的噴嚏狂熱，胖達！

♪ Yeah, here it comes ♪

♪ 耶，準備好 ♪

♪ Uh, so real ♪

♪ 噢，做自己 ♪

♪ So fresh ♪

♪ 超新潮 ♪

Whoo-hoo!

嗚呼！

♪ My name is Panda ♪

♪ 我的名字叫胖達 ♪

♪ I am a Panda ♪

♪我是隻貓熊♪

♪ I'm a panda...bear ♪

♪我是隻貓熊...熊 ♪

(person coughs)

(咳嗽聲)(鈴聲)

Well, okay, Panda's starting off with something a little unconventional.

呃，好的，胖達以某些有點跳脫傳統的東西開場。

I guess you never know what people find cute these days.

我猜你永遠不會懂現在大家都覺得什麼可愛了。