And this is Game In 60 Seconds.

歡迎收看60秒遊戲簡評

Today's game is Destiny.

今天要說的是"天命"

OK, let's ride.

OK 我們出發吧

Before you play

開始玩之前

you have to choose between 3 classes

你必須先三種職業選一

3 races

三個種族選一

and way to few hairstyles.

然後挑個沒啥好選的髮型

I called Bungie and made up my own class

我想請Bungie讓我自創個職業

'Nouveau Shaman'

"非主流薩滿"

He's me with flaming hair and sunglasses

大概就是有著燃燒頭毛跟超帥墨鏡的我

Cos that's cool

因為這樣超酷的!

He's got a sweet super

牠的絕招超讚

Which is charged all the time

而且隨時都可以放

It's called the Nick Cage stare

叫做"凱吉瞪你"

And it goes a little something like this

看起來像這樣

Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew

咻~ 咻咻咻~ 咻咻咻~

Everyone else seems to think the goal of the game is to dance

好像這是音樂跳舞類遊戲一樣

Everytime I go to the tower who return my bounty

每次我回守護者之塔要回報任務時

It's like walking through a FREKKIN' RAVE

就像路過一場電音趴一樣

So far, the most challenging thing in Destiny

就目前來說這遊戲最具挑戰性的東西是

Is The Vault of Glass

"Vault of Glass"這副本

Not because of the enemies

不是難在敵人強度

But because getting 6 friends to coordinate schedules

而是難在要找6個好碰友約戰

IS IMPOSSIBLE

根本不可能啦!!

I have yet to finish because Gary Busey

我還沒完成是因為蓋瑞·布希

insists on carrying the Relic

堅持要CARRY我們過遺跡

and that f***er

然後那小王八蛋

can't go 10 minutes without making a SNACK RUN

玩不到10分鐘就給我跑去吃點心

leaving the rest of us as blind cannon fodder

留我們下來被當靶打

While we listen to him sucking down baby back ribs

還開麥讓我們聽他吃小排骨

00:00:39,521 --> 00:00:40,700 I NEED THAT MYTHOCLAST BUSEY

00:00:39,521 --> 00:00:40,700 我想要"神話破除者"啦 布希!

I NEED IT

別鬧啦!!!!

Just give me a damn minute Cage!

等我一下是會死喔凱吉!

These ribs are so savoury

這排骨超好吃的

The Dark Below Expansion is so weak

DLC "黑暗深淵"有夠廢

This is just a new coat of paint

就只是給一些老裝備新塗裝而已

Over the SAME DAMN THING

Bungie 跟Activision

Bungie and Activision

吃我的黑暗巨屌啦!

Can DARK BLOW ME

玩到最後

In the end

我最喜歡玩的是守護者之塔上的風扇

My favourite activity is the fan in the Tower

我超愛按那個風扇

I love pushing that button

讓那些跳壞的北七們飛起來!

And watching those dancing f***s fly!

再跳啊!

Dance now!

來打我啊!

Try me!

你辦不到啦

You can't.

是吧?

Can you?

總之 我給天命 3個惡靈戰警分

Overall I give Destiny 3 our of 5 Ghost Riders

再加一個邪惡"凱吉瞪你"分

And one evil Nick Cage stare