(screams)

I don't want to know!

- Masturbation.

- Masturbation.

- How is it different when you're

married versus, when you're single?

You make videos about this all the time!

- [Both] All the time!

- What's your jerking off history like?

- Well you know, as a teenager

I experimented, did it a lot.

- I kind of did it so much that

as a child my mom told me to stop.

She was like, don't do that so much,

because your vagina's gonna fall off

if you do it too much.

- Will your vagina fall off, if you masturbate too much?

- No 'cause I still got it!

- Nice, checks out, checks out.

- Yeah.

- When is the last time that you masturbated?

- One, two, three, last night.

- I can't remember.

(laughing)

- Really?

When your wife leaves, is your first thought?

- Immediate, no.

(laughing)

- I have a roommate.

- Sure.

- And the second my roommate is

out the door, my pants are off.

(laughs)

But I feel with marriage, you have

someone there to help you through those times.

- If you want to masturbate, and your

partner's like you know, doesn't want

to have sex, then sometimes you know,

it's a group activity, know what I'm saying?

- Oh, my God!

Okay, I can support that.

There are all kinds of ways to masturbate.

It doesn't just have to be with your hand,

or with a toy, like do some weird googling

kids, just make sure to set your browser to private.

- Number of times in a week that you masturbate?

- [Both] One, two, three.

- Seven!

- Zero point five.

- Porn?

- Oh yeah.

- How has that changed since you got married?

- Sometimes we watch porn together.

- Good for you guys!

I have to watch porn, because

I don't have anyone to imagine really.

Single persons masturbation kit,

looks a little something like this.

A vibrator of some sort, my cell phone

'cause gotta watch porn somehow.

- True.

- And me.

- Sometimes all you need is your 'ol right hand.

(slapping)

(laughing)

- Point is, masturbate, do it.

- And if you have a partner, talk

about it with them, or do it together.

If you're masturbating right now.

We get it.

- I don't blame you like hello.

(laughing)

Duh.