So look, uh...

Would you like maybe to come and have breakfast

with me and some of my friends?

But when I say me and my friends,

I mean Andrew Scott,

Rupert Graves,

Mark Gatiss

and Steven Moffat!

Yeah!

There's more.

We're gonna have breakfast together

at the world-famous Speedy's Cafe.

That is what I mean by breakfast.

And cooking will be the most wonderful, extraordinary,

really high-end London chef talent that is Una Stubbs.

I don't do cooking.

It really dries out my hands.

So the thing is, we wanna fly you

and the Doctor Watson of your choice,

and by Doctor Watson,

I mean the most incredibly annoying friend you have,

to London.

We wanna give you this great fry-up.

We wanna put you in a wonderful hotel,

none other than The Sherlock Holmes Hotel.

You will also go and visit—

with my favorite mortuary technician Louise Brealey—

221B Baker Street.

The whole thing should be rather enjoyable.

And when I say rather enjoyable,

I mean the best ****ing breakfast of our lives!

Eggs and ****.

While all of this is great,

the greatest part is that every single donation

will go towards Red Nose Day

and benefit some of the poorest children

living in America

and all over the world.

So look, if you would be so kind,

just stop what you're doing.

Yeah, everybody—you, doing the dishes,

you, taking your clothes off

and stop kissing that girl right now.

Go to omaze.com/sherlock.

Hopefully, I'll see you in London.