So look, uh...

那個...

Would you like maybe to come and have breakfast

你想跟我和我朋友們

with me and some of my friends?

吃早餐嗎？

But when I say me and my friends,

我說的朋友

I mean Andrew Scott,

是指安德魯·史考特

Rupert Graves,

魯珀特·格雷夫斯

Mark Gatiss

馬克·加蒂斯

and Steven Moffat!

還有史蒂芬·莫法特！

Yeah!

對！

There's more.

不只這樣喔

We're gonna have breakfast together

我們要一起在

at the world-famous Speedy's Cafe.

世界知名的 Speedy's Cafe 吃早餐

That is what I mean by breakfast.

這就是我所謂的「早餐」

And cooking will be the most wonderful, extraordinary,

而烹飪是倫敦的尤娜·斯塔布斯

really high-end London chef talent that is Una Stubbs.

最美好、獨一無二、十分高端的廚藝天賦

I don't do cooking.

我不下廚的

It really dries out my hands.

下廚讓我的手超乾

So the thing is, we wanna fly you

所以呢，我們要讓你飛到 --

and the Doctor Watson of your choice,

和你選的華生醫生

and by Doctor Watson,

我說的華生醫生

I mean the most incredibly annoying friend you have,

我是指你最無可救藥地煩人的朋友

to London.

-- 一起飛到倫敦

We wanna give you this great fry-up.

我們想提供你完美的英式早餐

We wanna put you in a wonderful hotel,

安排你住進很棒的飯店

none other than The Sherlock Holmes Hotel.

這間飯店正是福爾摩斯飯店

You will also go and visit—

你會前往參觀

with my favorite mortuary technician Louise Brealey—

跟我最喜歡的法醫露易絲·布瑞莉一起參觀

221B Baker Street.

貝克街 221B

The whole thing should be rather enjoyable.

這整個體驗應該會相當令人享受

And when I say rather enjoyable,

我說的相當享受

I mean the best ****ing breakfast of our lives!

是指一生中最他 X 的棒的早餐！

Eggs and ****.

蛋和 X

While all of this is great,

儘管這些都很棒，

the greatest part is that every single donation

最讚的部分是每一筆捐款

will go towards Red Nose Day

都會給紅鼻子慈善日

and benefit some of the poorest children

並且資助一些在美國

living in America

和全世界

and all over the world.

最窮困的孩童

So look, if you would be so kind,

所以，如果你願意付出善意，

just stop what you're doing.

停下你手邊的事情

Yeah, everybody—you, doing the dishes,

對，所有人—你，在洗碗，停下來

you, taking your clothes off

在脫衣服的你，停

and stop kissing that girl right now.

不要再親那個女生了

Go to omaze.com/sherlock.

到 omaze.com/sherlock.

Hopefully, I'll see you in London.

希望我會在倫敦見到你囉！