some of my favorite mom quotes from you guys.

Here we go. This first one is from @victoriapike.

She said... "Yesterday my mom ordered a "Tai Chi" Latte from Starbucks."

Close. Chai tea.

-Use the energy. -Yeah, she used the energy.

Coffee pours itself. Yeah.

-You're clean. Very slowly.

-This one's from @itsLJ. She says...

When my mom would drive us kids around, and she would brake really hard to make us lean forward and then say, "Bow to mom."

-"Bow to Mom."

This one's from @simpovski.

She says, "My mom made up her own saying in the 90's: 'Talk to the palm, cause you ain't the mom.'"

-Pretty good.

Oh, this is -- this is funny.

This one's from @Bethrob325.

She says,"My mom calls Disneyland 'The Big D."

E-ticket. -Yeah.

-Wow. The Big D?

-In some places, it's a small world.

-There you go.

-This one is from @JulesRead1.

She says, "One night my mom told us we were having 'Roast Bork ' for dinner. We asked her what that was, she said, 'Well I'm defrosting something from the freezer and I can't tell if it's beef or pork yet."'"

That's so my mom.

That is hilarious.

Everything wrapped in aluminum foil.

I don't know what it is. -No date.

-Nope.

This one's from @devholla14.

She says: ''One time I called my mom ''Bro'' and she goes, ''I'm not your bro or your hoe. I'm your Mo.''

-This one's from @brennenhancock.

He says: ''My mom told me she ans the lady across the street were '' Friends with Benefits.'' I asked her what tat meant, and she said ''You know, we get each other's mail when they're are out of town and stuff.''

-Oh. Okay.

-Okay.

Then they went to Disneyland.

Took a long trip to Disneyland.

-This last one's from @hoorayplatypus.

She sa-- -Hooray, platypus!

I love platypus, right?

-Hooray, platypus. -Hooray!

-She says: ''My mom couldn't find the movie she wanted on Netflix. ''Oh, well, someone else is probabaly watched it. I'll try again tomorrow.''

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