W: Yeah, we worked like two weeks on that one too.

P: Plus, there's four of us. If we all watched it, technically there's only one view.

S: Uh, actually I watched it twice so...

W: What are we gonna do?

W: Gave up my job, so we could take this seriously.

S: Yeah, we all did.

P: Hey, guys.

P: Check this out real quick.

R: Why, hello there.

R: Are you having a hard time getting people to view your videos?

R: Are you in a tight spot right now because you gave up your job to pursue YouTube as a career?

W: Woah, that's spot on, huh?

R: Are you four guys splitting rent on a beat up apartment sitting on a long brown couch...

R: ...surrounded by garbage and a red finger vase...

R: ...that's held together by blue painter's tape?

W: What the hell?

R: Or one of the four of you has a secret embarrassing addiction to eating his own boogers?

D: I bet it's Sean.

R: Well, if that's the case, you've come to the right place.

R: Welcome to "How to Get Views on Youtube".

Everyone: YEAH!!

P: Dude, our new apology video got twice the views of our third and fourth video combined!

S: Hell yeah, that's wassup!

W: Look at this money!

P: We are set for life!

D: Wait, hold on, guys, guys, guys.

D: I just found out how we can make even more money.

W: What?

P: How?

D: There's ads on Facebook now!

D: We could take all the same videos that we've been uploading on here and upload them on Facebook and make twice as much money!

W: No way!

Everyone: Yeah!!

R: Ooh, that sucks.

P: Wait, what sucks?

R: Well you guys just said the F word twice so that's two strikes in your account.

W: What?

S: Two strikes?

R: One more and you guys are pretty much- P: We didn't say the F word.

D: Yeah, we were just talking about how there's ads on Facebook now- R: And there's strike number three.

Everyone: Woah woah wait!

Everyone: Nononononono-

D: Man, this sucks!

P: Who are you?!

D: All you gotta do is give Ryan a wig and he'll start dancing.

P: The thing is Ryan's dance moves are like way more cringy on purpose.

Everyone: *laughs*