>> NOT TRYING TO BRAG.

IN HIGH SCHOOL, YOU KNOW, NOT TRYING TO BRAG.

>> James: WHAT WAS YOUR SECRET?

>> I WAS A POET.

I WAS THE GUY WHO -- I WAS ALWAYS -- THE ONLY BROTHER WHO

WROTE HAIKUS.

YEAH.

I WOULD TAKE LIONEL RICHIE SONGS AND EARTH, WIND AND FIRE

SONGS -- >> James: WAIT, YOU STARTED TO

SAY YOU WERE A POET.

YOU'RE NOT A POET IF YOU TAKE PEOPLE'S SONGS.

THAT'S PLAGIARISM.

>> NO, PLAGIARISM IS IF I PUBLISHED THEM AND TRIED TO GET

PAID FOR THEM.

USED IN LYRICS YOU'RE JUST A POET.

>> James: AND YOU WOULD WRITE LIKE I KNOW IT SOUNDS FUNNY --

>> IF I HURT YOU PRETTY BABY I PROMISE IT WILL DRIVE ME CRAZY

BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO LOSE DOT, DOT, DOT, YOUR LOVE.

>> James: WOULD THAT WORK ON YOU?

>> NO.

>> YES, IT WOULD.

>> NO, I THINK IT'S TOO SUAVE.

>> TOO SUAVE?

HOW CAN YOU BE TOO SUAVE?

>> James: ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH.

>> I MET SOMEONE I'M IN A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH.

>> WE WON'T TALK ABOUT THAT.

>> ALIZA.

WE'RE PRACTICALLY DATING.

ANTHONY THINKS SHE WAS -- >> SHE WAS TRYING TO GET WITH ME

WHEN I FIRST MET HER.

>> James: ANTHONY THINKS -- >> WAIT, HOLD UP.

WAIT, I KNOW IT'S HARD.

SO ALIZA IS VERY INTERESTED AND ASKS A LOT OF QUESTIONS ABOUT

EVERYONE.

SO ANTHONY GOT CONFUSED AND HE ENDED IT BY SAYING, HEY, LET ME

GET YOUR NUMBER SO I CAN GET YOUR ADDRESS AND SEND YOU A

[BLEEP] PUZZLE.

>> NO! A HOUSE WARMING GIFT.

THERE'S A WHOLE CONVERSATION BEHIND IT, ALL RIGHT.

WE WERE TALKING ABOUT -- FIRST OF ALL ALIZA BROUGHT UP HOW GUYS

SHOULD NEVER SEND [BLEEP] PICS BECAUSE GIRLS LAUGH AT THEM AND

I SAID THAT'S FUNNY I DO PUZZLES AND THE SAID I'VE NEVER DONE A

PUZZLE AND I SAID I'LL SEND YOU A HOUSE WARMING GIFT OF AN

INTERNET PIC.

THAT'S FAIR.

>> ALIZA WAS REALLY INTO THAT.

>> AND SHE SAID, OH, MY GOD, YAY.

THAT'S A GREAT HOUSE WARMING GIFT, RIGHT?