It is something called the "wake-up machine".

Ow!

♪ Grab 'em by the pussy

♪ and it'll slap you in the... ♪♪

I'm not sure it has been cleaned, though.

♪ This pussy grabs back! ♪♪

Oh wow, thank you.

But, no no no, don't use your hands.

Okay they're pretty shitty. Like, I build shitty robots.

It's on purpose. Some of them are

shittier than others, though.

Fuck, that joke's a low-hanging fruit.

I also do random stuff like working on becoming an astronaut.

(Simone): That was intense. (Person): That's just the average ride. (Simone): Really? Okay.

I feel like fucking Pacman.

Building stuff for Tested.Com.

Nope, you gotta go faster. Oh my goodness.

And cuss, a lot.

Fuck you.

[retches]

Dickhead.

Fuck me.

Fuck this robot.

Yuck!

What I don't understand, is why people have fake nails.

How the fuck do you scratch your butt?

There are kid-friendly versions of my

videos on Goldie Blox's channel,

but you should check out the non kid-friendly

versions first, because (it) has a lot of dick jokes.

If you're into dick jokes.

If even this shitty robot can subscribe, then so can you.

Ow

I made you! You're supposed t-