[ LAUGHTER ]

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ANOTHER POPULAR LONG RUNNING

TELEVISION SHOW IS REACHING A

MILESTONE THIS WEEK.

AND ON SUNDAY NIGHT THE 600th

EPISODE OF THE SIMPSONS, TREE

HOUSE OF HORROR 37.

"THE SIMPSONS" IS ONE OF THE

GREATEST SHOWS --

[ POUNDING ]

>> Jimmy: DID YOU FEEL THAT?

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

>> STUPID TV.

I WANT TO SEE SINGING AND A CAR.

THAT'S ALL.

>> Jimmy: ARE YOU HOMER SIMPSON?

>> ARE YOU WITH IRS?

>> I DON'T THINK SO.

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO VISIT YOU

HERE.

>> WHY?

ARE YOU HERE TO KILL ME?

YOU'RE HERE TO KILL ME.

>> Jimmy: I'M NOT HERE TO KILL

YOU.

"THE SIMPSONS" ARE ONE OF THE

MOST POPULAR FAMILIES IN THE

WORLD.

>> I KNEW IT.

IN YOUR FACE, JESUS FAMILY.

>> Jimmy: I'D LOVE TO SEE

SPRINGFIELD.

>> COME ON.

THERE'S THE NUCLEAR POWER PLANT

I WORK AT.

[ BANG ]

>> Jimmy: IS THAT OKAY?

>> NOT MY SHIFT.

>> Jimmy: WOW.

MOE'S.

IT'S EVEN MORE DEPRESSING THAN I

IMAGINED.

>> YEAH.

WHO NEEDS DIRECT SUNLIGHT?

[ BURPING ]

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>> Jimmy: THAT'S CUTE.

HE'S AN ALCOHOLIC.

THE CHALKBOARD.

>> AND THIS IS BABY MAGGIE.

IF YOU DROP HER, SHE'LL GET YOU

BACK.

>> Jimmy: HOW OLD IS SHE?

>> I NEVER ASK A LADY HER AGE.

>> Jimmy: BUT SHE'S BEEN A BABY

FOR A WHILE.

HAVE YOU EVER CLEANED THIS

PACIFIER?

>> DON'T JUDGE ME BECAUSE I

NEVER WASH THE PACIFIER OR KNOW

HOW OLD MY DAUGHTER IS.

ALL THAT MATTERS IS I LOVE MY

FAMILY VERY MUCH.

EXCEPT HIM.

>> AM I DEAD YET?

OH, NO.

>> Jimmy: THAT WAS GREAT.

THANK YOU.

I HAVE TO GET BACK TO THE SHOW

NOW, BUT I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

>> WHAT?

YOU'VE ONLY SEEN THE POWER PLANT

EXPLODE ONCE.

>> Jimmy: MAYBE NEXT TIME, AND

IF YOU EVER NEED ME, I'LL ALWAYS

BE IN THERE.

>> OH, TV, A BEAUTIFUL

DISTRACTION FROM THE CERTAINTY

OF DEATH.

>> Jimmy: HI, HOMER.

>> BY ONE OF THE -- BYE ONE OF

THE JIMMYS.

[ APPLAUSE ]