Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles (hip hop music) - Hi there, my name's Robert. - My name's Marvin. - I'm Graham, and I'd never smoked. But now I'm dying to try it. - Well, the reason I never tried it is because there was taboo, and you know, the environment I was in was sort of a church environment, so we were never around it, it was never around us. - Never had the urge to. Even though my friends were smoking and sniffing glue, paint, I just never had the urge to, not even drink. I was just a happy-go-lucky guy, all the time. - It's always been a negative thing in my mind, and I've never really wanted to jump off that particular bridge. (muttering) - Enjoy; here's a lighter. - Huh, paraphernalia. That's what they call it. What's the, this here? I'm more used to cigarettes, man. I'll try one of these things. Whew, man. - Ah, it smells like a dead skunk, doesn't it? - Nasty. - This is weird. You put your lips inside of this? It's like a porno thing. - Whoa, he's a smoker, man. (coughing) - There's some smoke in there, still, if you wanna puff on it. - I don't even like this stuff, man, is what I'm saying. (coughing) Gotta cough to get high? Shit. That's crazy. (coughing) This is crazy, man. - This is being sponsored by Luden's cough drops, right? (clock ticking) - I let my daughter know what I was gonna do. And she goes: I can't believe you're gonna do that, Dad. - I don't think it does anything to you, really. You sure this is not a placebo? Look, even though you're like, like a fish in a bowl, or something, you know, everybody's watching. - On the count of three, we all swim up to the glass and make faces at them. - And turn the light around on them. (laughing) - Try it. - No, man, I'm done. I'm done. I drank a lot, and this has no comparison. - I think I'd rather do this than drink. - Cough the rest of your life? - Well, at least I know I could drive. - My dad, if he was still alive, he would disown me. - Well, they never talked about 'em, you know? My older brothers got caught up in it, and it messed 'em around, some of them. You know, needles, things of that nature. So that kept me more and more away from that. You know, that kind of madness. (coughing) Looks space-aged. If it opens, it opens on either end, right? - Yeah, that's what I'm kinda figuring. Push this end and a buzz to, oh, oh, it's changing colors. - What is it, a flashlight? - It changed color. (inhaling) Yeah, yeah, that, oh definitely. I definitely feel a little bit different, after inhaling that thing, there. - Never have I ever had a golden shower. - And I don't even know what that is. - A golden shower is when you put yourself out and somebody stands over and pees on you. - Yeah, well, like a water sweeper-- - Supposed to be fun for some people. - Well, not me. - Yo, it's getting kinda hard to read. I feel like I don't, no, never mind. I don't know what the hell I was gonna say. - Talk to me, my friend, shoot. You got the flow. - Yeah, just start, it'll flow. - Now, what the hell was I gonna say? My mouth feels like a mouth of peanut butter. - Is the lighter ringing now? - I don't know, I'm just really relaxed. (laughing) What was that? To you. - Yeah, you go underground. Six feet deep, that's what I believe. - I believe that you have a soul. - Ah, I don't think I heard anything you said. - We don't know how long the sun's gonna last. I mean, it's a fireball. How long is that thing gonna stay like it is. Is it real? I don't know; it feels real. I can't reach out and touch it. (laughing) (faint whistling) - I don't wanna lift my head, my arm, or lift my eyebrows. - Everything feels a little different, you know? Like, you're used to wearing loose clothes and all of a sudden, somebody wraps you in duct tape, or something, your skin would feel different. That's kind of how I, ah, I feel like my brain is probably three sizes bigger than my skull. - I think it should be legal. It should never have been illegal, is what I'm saying. Isn't that right, Graham? (muttering) Huh? Isn't that right, my friend? - [Graham] Oh, I am so relaxed. - They've come to expect that everything would be, you know, rainbows and unicorns, and I see a lot of really frustrated people, because they've hit that brick wall. Oh, God, you know, life is just no fun. - Yeah, but the ones coming behind us, that's gonna be running it, they're laughing, because they're having fun with what they're getting ready to do. - See, I could hear everything in here, but I'm like, too tired to move. - That's called: being stoned. - Man. (scoffs) They call it the computer, but what is it? You know, other than something that's holding a bunch of knowledge that humans put into it, you know, but it's advanced everything. - I remember when they discovered Pluto. - You can remember that? Hey, Graham. Did you know they just discovered Pluto? Not me. I couldn't picture it. Well, I just, you know, I just don't feel comfortable with whatever is happening, you know? - I don't know. I've still got an open mind about it, but this definitely feels weird. I don't know how I feel about feeling weird. - Ah, yeah, but I think more slower. I'm okay! I just feel really relaxed. Oh yeah, like I am floating. I really have to do this more often. (laughing) - Hey everyone, thank you for watching. We hope you liked the video. If you did, please subscribe to our YouTube channel. We post all kinds of stuff, both weed and non-weed related. If you wanna pick up the Pax that was featured in this video, you guys can buy it by clicking this link right over here, or in the description box below. And if you don't wanna buy one, good news. There's a contest going where you can win your very own Pax for free. We'll put a link to the contest in the description box so be sure to enter, and good luck.
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