Here's what happened after all their dreams came true

Was gonna be a mighty king Mufasa's famous heir

ZAZU: Well your little mane's been lion tamed By beasts who don't fight fair

I've turned into the main event For soldiers big and small

And now I dread my severed head Might end up on your wall

HUNTER: Let me help this African economy

Oh my species is going extinct

Everywhere you look, death

Taking shots at my pride Thanks for that petition

To stop a straight up genocide HUNTER: Scope set

Rafiki's brains are not a cure for AIDS

Now ebonies need ivory for pay

I don't think Hamlet ended up this way

Oh my species is going extinct

Oh my species is go

Every time I fly to town

I grow up when I come down

Now I've been stuck at age sixteen

For eighty years of puberty In unforgiving tights

He's upright, he's upright, he's upright

TIGER LILY: We're following his leader

His leader His leader

We're following his leader Wherever he may bone

Tee dum, Tee dee My teedle-dee's out to play

It's one for all MERMAID: The mermaids are wet for days

TIGER LILY: This engine's revved PIRATE: There's only one booty for me

Just a teedle ee rump A teedle ee hump tee day

Think of the fappiest thoughts

WENDY: I'm a happy little thot

Wendy is my special gal

MERMAID: She's like 90

WENDY: I'm down The dentures never bite

He's upright, he's upright, he's upright

PIRATE: Hope he's bi

He's upright

Save my soul

Herc was on a roll

Now every god and goddess here is begging to atone

Replaced by intelligent design

The new guy's rolling by and turning water into wine

The Roman's are chanting Christo, Christo

He's a godsend Bigger than Nero

Out with the old in with the Jew

Hero to Christo

God's honest truth

Hero to Christo

JESUS: Hey Herc, you're screwed

The Jesus freak is super weak

JESUS: I'm so devine

JESUS: You see I came inside a virgin's bod

So have I

I threw him in the Colosseum

A lion a la carte

Three days went by he zombified

And rose up in search of hearts

I'm a prisoner of war

ISIS blew up my city

They're throwing me off a building

Cause they think that I like guys A holy war

An old fantastical point of view

Carpet was burned alive

Streamed nation wide

I can't go back to where I used to thieve

Every turn suicide

A hundred thousand children plead

The toppling of Agrabah With Sharia Law

Stop this holy war before we're through JASMINE: A holy war

Unholy war JASMINE: That's where we'll be

Just refugees JASMINE: Send helping hands

Instead of bans For you and me

The lions are gone

Hair on my junk

Jesus is a hunk

Screw Trump