(elevator pings)

- Here it is, fourth floor.

- Oh, thanks.

- Once again, Mr. O'Brien, it is so exciting

to have you here in San Diego.

I'm a big fan of entertainment of all kinds.

This is kinda the biggest celebrity we've had here

since I think Comic-Con 2007, Michael Chiklis.

He's great.

- He's very good.

- You know, some people like the Hulk,

but I'm a Thing man myself.

- Oh, okay.

- And I do think you have to choose.

You hear some people say, "I like the Hulk and the Thing."

Take a position, you know.

- [Conan] Yeah. - Hey, while you're here,

you gotta go to the naval base.

You gotta do that, promise me you're gonna do that.

- I don't know if we'll have time.

- And SeaWorld, you gotta go to SeaWorld.

(audience laughs)

You probably heard they got rid of the whales.

- Yeah, I did hear that.

(audience laughs)

- It's so sad because what are those whales

gonna do now, you know?

There's not a lot of opportunities for whales.

(audience laughs) That was

a good job for a whale.

Hey, you know where else you can go though, is Legoland.

Have you been to Legoland?

- [Conan] Uh, no, I've never been there.

- [Bellhop] Okay, well, here is the problem.

You literally cannot get in there if you're an adult

just going alone without a kid.

They won't let you in.

(audience laughs) Isn't that crazy?

You're thrown into a position to have to find a kid

so you can get in, and I can find you a kid.

Like, if you need a kid to get into Legoland,

- No, I don't want a kid (audience laughs)

- I have a lead on two different kids.

One of them is getting a little old but...

- Okay.

I'd rather not know about it.

- He looks young.

(audience laughs) And here is your room.

- This is it?

- This is it.

- We got off the elevator right there.

(audience laughs) - That's right.

You're gonna be right by the elevator.

- So why did we go all the way?

- Oh, the cart isn't great with left-hand turns.

I just preferred to do a right.

(audience laughs)

A little bit of circle.

- I, I'm really tired.

I'd just love to get inside.

- You must be tired, yeah.

- Yeah.

- Do you have a key?

(audience laughs) - Yeah.

- A lot of the bellhops have keys that they can get

into all the rooms, but they don't give me one anymore.

I had one.

- What did you do?

- It's not something I'm super proud of.

(audience laughs) - Um, your name again is, is?

- [Bellhop] It's Frederick.

- Frederick.

- Hey listen, if you need anything,

just pick up your phone, dial nine and then star.

- Mm-hmm.

- And then seven, seven, and then hang up

and then pick it up again and then nine again.

(audience laughs)

And then three or four six's,

and then wait like a minute and I should pick up,

unless I'm on my break or unless that doesn't work.

It might not work.

- I'm just gonna go in.

- [Frederick] Uh, yeah, all right, yeah.

Have a good night's sleep.

You're gonna like this room.

- Terrific, thank you so much, and we'll see you later.

- Yeah, you want me to come in and help you

turn on your fireplace or anything?

- No, I got it myself.

- Are you sure?

- Thank you.

- [Frederick] Have a good night's sleep!

- We're good.

(exhales)

(slow dramatic music)

(fire blazing)

(audience laughs)

(audience laughs and applauds)

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(audience laughs and applauds)

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(door knocking)

(audience laughs)

- Hi, sorry to bug you, but I thought

you might like some ice.

- Uh, I think I'm good, thank you.

- Hey, this really does a great job keeping things cold.

- That's what ice is kind of famous for,

but I think I don't need ice.

- Okay, sorry to bother you.

(slow dramatic music)

(audience laughs)

(door knocking)

Toblerone!

- I'm, I'm really not a Toblerone guy, but thank you.

- Are you sure?

This is from my own private stash.

- [Conan] I know but thank you.

Just thanks very much.

(slow dramatic music)

(door knocking)

Son of a bitch!

(audience laughs)

- You know what this is.

Do you need it?

- (sighs) I, no.

I'm just gonna go number one, okay, so...

- Just number one all night long?

Hey, Mr. O'Brien.

- Look,

(audience laughs)

I do these shows.

I'm tired and I need to sleep.

(door shuts)

(audience laughs)

- Oops.

- You're sure I have to go all the way

to the lobby for a new key?

- Yeah, that's policy.

(Conan groans)

You have an ID, right?

- No, I don't have ID.

- Ah, that's all right.

Everybody knows that face.

(audience laughs)