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  • (Pewds imitating jacksepticeye) Top of the morning to ya laddies.

  • Today, it's the only sunny day that we would ever get in UK.

  • So I decided

  • I'm just gonna vlog it

  • and take some time off from the COMPUTER

  • I'm also wearing shorts.

  • I know

  • Very nice

  • Marzia have been wanted to buy uhh one of those kiddie pools

  • for a long time and I'm kind of like that's a bit trashy, but it sounds fun

  • Marzia: Excuse me?!

  • So we're gonna buy a pool today

  • to really enjoy the British summer

  • For those of you who don't know. This is my temporary setup

  • I'm a- are kind of like summer location and this is pretty much the same setup I have

  • As I brought to Japan. It all fits in a- in a suitcase

  • Setup tour~

  • This is the...

  • this is the camera I got in Japan.

  • uh- this one is 4k so which is why sometimes you see all my pores

  • *giggles*

  • In case anyone is curious

  • this is for the sound.

  • Usually you see every Youtuber ever have like the squares on the wall

  • The thing is you have to spray those with like this is glue and I used to have that in my old setup

  • They don't go away from the wall

  • If you ever put them on the wall once

  • They're gonna be there forever, and I'm like, I don't want to do that again

  • So you just get these babies

  • Look who it is? (EDGAR!)

  • How are you sleeping in this bed?

  • Awwww

  • Edgar: I wuv u, Felix

  • and I wuv ur penis

  • You guys wanna see something cute?

  • Edgar: Oh yeah, film me

  • No. Not you, Edgar.

  • Come here

  • Thank you, Maya. For cleaning

  • (laughs)

  • Byee!

  • Awwww~ I'm sorry

  • sorry

  • *bonding moment with Maya*

  • *Edgar interrupts*

  • Hey, look who always wants attention.

  • Just found the vacuum. How the hell did it get there?

  • (Cyberlife, Pewds. The androids are ALIVE)

  • Which one should we get?

  • Marzia: That's maybe the only option

  • I think that's fine, honestly -What is this?

  • nah

  • What about the gladiator game?

  • No, but there was one thing

  • This looks so bad

  • (water balloons)

  • Okay, we can get this

  • Marzia: Yeah?

  • Oh my god. Marzia, you just made a mess

  • *tries to tidy it*

  • *makes it worse* Oh my god!

  • It's gonna be me and you

  • Marzia: uh-hmm

  • Can't wait

  • Marzia: Me and Edgie and Puga (Maya)

  • Oh my god, guys. Please

  • relax

  • *kiddie pool abuse*

  • I forgot to buy a pump.

  • You're gonna help me blow Edgar? *Edgar: intense panting*

  • I even remember in the shop, I need to buy a pump (nice job Poods)

  • *Blows hard*

  • *Blow some more* (Swedish Bane)

  • Okay, so what if I fill the waterbed- I mean this water thing with water?

  • HmmMmmMmmm

  • You know Bill Gates has the famous quote that he'd rather hire

  • lazy people

  • cause they'll figure out a smart solution to a

  • problem.

  • This is how we do it

  • Yeah, yeah, yeah. No problem. As you can see

  • Marzia, we have a problem (you just said NO PROBLEM)

  • marzia: yeah?

  • We have a problem the robot. Shoosh! Go away! Marzia: Oh NOOOOO

  • *hits Pewds*

  • Go somewhere else

  • Okay, you do the camerawork.

  • Oh god, it's coming back. It's back for vengeance

  • Please don't hurt me

  • Honestly, I'm scared. (My name is Connor. I'm the android sent by Cyberlife.)

  • Yeah, that's right. Oh, no. Don't pick up the... Ok, stop

  • Why swim in the water when you can swim around the water? (million dollar idea here)

  • Marzia (Uh-hmm?) I just discovered something

  • *flips kiddie pool*

  • This time...hahaha (good job Pewds)

  • What is this? (What?) Why is there a hole there?

  • So, ah yes, I may have been blowing inside the hole that's meant to release the water...

  • Whatever

  • (Intense blowing)

  • (Group blowing)

  • (More blowing)

  • Sure glad Bill Gates is watching.

  • Let's build it up, baby

  • Don't you dare

  • (The queen giggles)

  • (wets The King of nine year olds)

  • *slides close*

  • NO.

  • So Edgar is terrified of water

  • But if it, I think he's just scared of waves

  • Is this is your favorite song?

  • Yup

  • (hype song starts playing)

  • I feel good about me

  • (DANCE PARTY!)

  • It's so good (The queen approves)

  • Stop it!

  • Okay, we're gonna even the odds a little bit

  • Do you think it's a bad idea to put boiling water?

  • Should be fine

  • (ohh so muscular)

  • You know, Youtubers, they flex with their pools

  • *continues pouring hot water*

  • ...This is what I got

  • Ohhhhh, so nice

  • Put um- more water please

  • LeEpic prank on girlfriend time. This is gonna be lit guys. Oh my god

  • That's pretty neat. Look at that

  • Like little titties.

  • That's pretty cool actually. Look at that

  • Look at that

  • *proceeds to drop one*

  • AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

  • You.. B-eehhh (family friendly Felix, guys)

  • *Marzia shrieks*

  • *evil laugh*

  • I have all the ammo you know. (Marzia: You hit me!) Did I hit you?

  • How?

  • I hit your butt? (Yeah) Oh, I got the title for this video now.

  • Hey, Maya -No...

  • Hey, Maya. (No...) Oh, she doesn't see any more. She's getting more blind.

  • HEY MAYA *fake throws water balloon*

  • Okay, catch. *throws*

  • *explodes*

  • Pff-hahahaHAHA

  • Is it hard? (that's what she said) You're usually really good at catching

  • Marzia: It's very s-

  • slippery? *perfect catch*

  • no no No NO NO!

  • Oh wow, it's so hard (ehehehehe *wiggles eyebrows*)

  • (Pewds trying to juggle his responsibilities like-)

  • Ok. The water should be a lot hotter now

  • Yeah, it's pretty nice actually

  • We're doing a-

  • (Oh, it's nice!) I told you

  • We're doing a photo shoot for Maritza.

  • What's your name again? -Yup

  • Mat-sa-sas? (wtf)

  • *pops*

  • You know, I was the number one goal keeper

  • *catches*

  • (Edgar dies)

  • [ W A S T E D ]

  • (Dying walrus)

  • My child, my cherished (some Swedish word)

  • Edgar loves the water so much *Edgar whines*

  • Right, Edgar?

  • (Edgar: Let go of me you peasant)

  • *slowly lowers Edgar*

  • He's looking for an escape

  • Awwwww :3

  • (something Swedish maybe)

  • That's not too bad

  • Yeah

  • It's's not too bad (Papa Poods on duty)

  • (more Swedish I think)

  • Wanna get Maya as well?

  • Destiny is merciless

  • awwwww

  • She floats. She's so fat oh wait (Excuse me?)

  • Good girl

  • Good girl

  • She doesn't mind

  • *in a cute voice* You're so cute

  • Edgar, you wanna go in again?

  • *Intense panting* (Edgar: NO)

  • *in Stitch voice* I don't like it one bit. Get me out

  • (they're like a family. so cute

  • Oh my god, he's crazy. What is he doing?

  • Got you now~

  • *adorable Edgar sneeze*

  • Edgar: What is happening?

  • Okay, slow-mo shot. This is gonna be epic, guys

  • [brought to you by Slo Mo Guys]

  • [intense action]

  • [balloon popping]

  • [Majestic]

  • [Sensational]

  • [Expectation Fail]

  • You can't tell but I'm so incredibly sunburned.

  • I feel it

  • *hisses in pain*

  • Very nice, very nice. Oh, yeah.

  • Ohhhh yeah.

  • I don't know- albino bug

  • or is it just painted to the wall?

  • I've never seen that

  • I can't believe you notice that. (to the bug) you're such a- creep

  • Ok. Alright, buddy

  • Alright. Ok. Ok. Alright

  • [Capture Success]

  • I feel like- What do you do? Just let it go?

  • (Marzia approves)

  • [iS tHiS a pIgEoN?] (insert overused meme)

  • He's not a very good flyer

  • Adventures with Pewdiepie and Marzia (and you're watching Disney Channel)

  • Bug catching

  • Marzia, do you think I'm able to put on the wall?

  • [hype song]

  • In case you're wondering it's going- it's going great.

  • It's going so good. Marzia thinks it's not straight

  • Well

  • Not everything in life is perfect. Okay, and that's not my fault.

  • I messed up guys, I messed up.

  • Alright. TV on the wall

  • Haters will say it's Photoshop

  • What do you think Edgar?

  • Edgar: Someone please adopt me

  • If you guys ever need help to hook up your TV

  • I do installments

  • YouTube revenue...

  • It's very low, please guys. So any tip, will greatly be appreciated

  • I'm willing to travel

  • across country

  • install your TV for a cheap price

  • of 399

  • We've officially peaked in this vlog.

  • It's not gonna get any more interesting than me putting up a television.

  • There's nothing to vlog

  • (Sh!t running out of content)

  • I'll probably do some reading. Reading Starship Troopers

  • It's really good. It's nothing like the movie, but I really liked it.

  • Good old relaxing day off. Thank you for joining me

  • I hope you enjoyed this VLOG if you want more vlogs, you know what you got to do

  • You know what you got to do. You got a thumbs down this video everybody. That's right

  • We do opposite style on this channel

  • We're edgy. We're cool. We're hip.

  • Please like the video, please. I'm just jo- *Brad cuts the video*

(Pewds imitating jacksepticeye) Top of the morning to ya laddies.

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