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[Voiceover] Hello everybody, and welcome to my

good morning routine Youtube video on internet.

Today I am going to show you how I wake up and become fit, young, spicy mom.

First, I wake up at 6 o'clock....on Saturday...for no reason. And I'm not bloody useless bum,

so I make my bed every (snaps fingers) single day.

No.

Better.

[snippity snap 2.0]

Not yet...

[snippity snap 2.0 reborn]

That's right. I do brushing teeth, then I make these noises for minimum 5 minutes.

[dramatic gargling choking sounds]

[is paramjeet okay? ._.]

[i think she's dying]

I start my day with a nice cup of tea. I know, maybe you thinking you do same thing, but no. Your tea garbage. [she's not wrong]

My tea make me say, "Ahh."

Then I be very good mother and I check to see if my dumb head Lilly still sleeping.

[vigorous knocking]

Lilly you sleeping?

Oi!

Lilly?

Hello!

you sleeping or awake?

Hello!

Oi!

Lil?

Lilly!

Lilly you sleeping?

Oi Lilly!

Hello!

Lil? (x2)

Lil you sleeping? (yaar just let her sleep)

HELLO >:( ? Joo sleeping?

You sleeping?

Okay.

She's still sleeping like a lazy bum.

[vacuum sounds]

So then I decide to vacuum.

[Vacuum noises]

[I'm starting to worry for this woman]

Then I drink tea.

" A h ."

After this, I change my clothes.

Now that my OOTD on point, I do cleaning - wash dishes do sweeping, do laundry, no, no, no. Hold on.

Not like this. When I do cleaning, I like to complain very loud. So everybody know how hard my life.

Hain hain, look at me.

I'm bloody slave here. I'm going to run away. Hmm. I am sweeping dirt or I am sweeping all my happiness into garbage. [alright then paramjeet]

Everyday laundry you dirty people learn to clean your bum bum better okay? Dumbhead.

Then I drink tea.

" A H ."

Then I spill the tea.

[Spilling tea] Hmm, hmm.

You see what bellow wearing other day? Capri pant. (NOT THE CAPRIS) You can see all her bloody ankle.

Shame shame...

By 9 o'clock, I like to compare Lilly to other kids.

Joo know, Gita's kids always waking up every day 7 a.m.

Now it is time to get to business; other people's business. I go outside and look to see what neighbors are doing.

Who this girl? Whose car that is? Which vegetable they growing? I need to know everything.

Then I drink tea. By this time I am getting bored.

So I lie to Lilly about time. Oi, lazy bum get up. It's bloody 12 o'clock okay?

You want to have breakfast or lunch? Huh? Dumb head. No morning is complete without talking to my very average husband.

On weekends, I like to start fight over nothing.

Oi, joo finish milk already?

Hain, Don't joo buy milk to drink ._.?

Everyday drinking milk.

Should I no drink?

I'm supposed to do grocery everyday, hain? To buy milk?

Okay, I won't drink.

What you mean you won't drink hain? Who I'm buying for then?

Want to know secret? Shhh. I drink all the milk...with my tea.

" A H "

[Sparkling]

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