get an education,

and NOT fall in love with your teacher.

How you gonna look when you're with your boys at school and your boys are like

"yooooo..."?

Look at Alexis dog

Nah, nah, nah

Alex- is a-

she aight

But Miss Murnane doe....

Our teachers make being a teacher look easy

I can only imagine if you were like an ATTRACTIVE teacher

I never was attracted to any of my teachers

Not never, not a day in my life

UNTIL..

Second semester of college shout-out to Valencia Osceola campus

First day of class I walk in like,

"UHHHhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm"

Why is this... model sitting at the teacher's desk...

yo.. her.. FACE

STOP IT

So about a week end of the semester. I'm just like,

how do I?

Stand out...?

Like have you ever had a teacher that you thought was cute.

How do you get their attention?

If you get all A's?

Somebody she's taught before has got all A's..

Like...

Maybe, maybe, if I fail like,

worse than she's EVER seen anybody failed

EVER

Let's try that,

So you know when I walk by her one day. I checked her ring situation

She ain't have no engagement ring, no wedding ring,

No NOTHIN'

It's open season my DUD

I noticed I was getting like,

randomly territorial over her if a student would walk up to her like,

"Miss McKnight,"

"I notice the value of x"

I wanted to run over and be like,

"YO!!!"

"BACK up before you get SMACKED up!"

the more and more the days went on the more and more confused I got

cuz I was kind of like just

You're single, I'm single

Besides you being my teacher and probably losing your job.

What's the problem?

So the first test comes along bomb it

second and third test bomb those

Okay, BOOM

Three F's her office email with the equivalent of the DM'S.

Lemme slide on a little up in here

Yeah, um-

I'm the guy who's in your Monday Wednesday Friday class,

Third row from the left, second row from the back

That's me,

UMMMmm

And then I realized.

I'm so lost in this class.

I don't even know what to ask

Like..

I don't even know..

What I don't know..

ahhhhhhhhhh

Yeahhhh....

Miss McKnight...

I don' understand

Send.

So she answers one of my questions,

Then I was like,

"Oh, by the way,

your fit was on point today,

dem shoes went with that outfit like,

perfectly.

Not a smooth transition,

but I sent it,

and this girl went radio SILENT

Ghost Protocol

I hit her up a few days later, she ain't even reply to that,

I-

the gig was up

I mean it ain't even like you got a boyfrie-

What-

WOAH!!

WOAHHH!!!

Come here, come here

come here...

Ge- get, clo-

get closer

Lemme set dat,

lemme see that

What is that that?

She's got a boyfriend now?

You've engaged?

I leave you alone for one weekend, bro..

one weekend??

Oh, I was HOT, boi!!

OKAY

I gotta abort,

because my mission,

essentially was to get the lowest grade you've ever seen.

now I got to somehow,

salvage this mission and pass this class

you out here doing your own thing.

I'm 'bout to- okay

fine..

You wanna act single

Imma be single too

I failed that class so h0rwd,

I got my grades, and I was like,

"Screw it,

Imma be a strip-

I mean-

not stripper...

Animator!"

hueh

I get those confused sometimes ;)

So... you're painting your burger..

Is that-

yeah

Get a lil' sauce (raw sauce)

Ohhhhhh

gotta paint-

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lol yw yw