also known as Momiplier. How you doing? Mom: Hi everybody

*Epic show song for Momiplier*

- This is Bell! - Yeah, and toda-... Yeah it's Bell

*Epic show song for Bell*

Today we're going to be doing the How Well Do You Know Your Child...

Game.

Something like that.

There is an official name for it. Ehhhh, something like.. "parent tag"?

I don't know what it is. This is years old at this point but..

I figured it was a good time for the audience to know, if you know me very well.

Uh- I'll.. I'll ask, I guess. I'll do all the work. - Okay.

Who are my enemies?

Wait...

Peedeepaih! (Pewdiepie)

I didn't get to write my-

*Momiplier laughs*

I'm sorry.

And- hang on I'll give you a.. I'll give you a do over.

Say it again. What's your.. que-question? - Who are my enemies?

*PATPATPAT*

Jacksepticeye *both laugh*

No? *laughing*

Because you guys kinda neck-in-neck *laughs again*

I don't know what kind of ruthless world do you think YouTube is. *laughs*

It's a vicious competition to each other.

Ooooohhh

They trying to stab each other's back, right?

Well, I'll... I'll tell...

I'll tell Jack that when I see him later today.

*Both laugh*

My answer was "da haterz".

What haters?!?

Who hate'chyu?! *Mark laughs* How dare *echo slam* they hate Markiflier?!

Alright. What is my favorite music? Now think about it...

*Eerie music plays* Favorite music... favorite music...

*Who wants to be a Millionaire guess face*

What did you make the album? What's the title of the song? Was it... - I made an album?

Yeah.. a year ago.

Something you si- st- s--

..sing with a guitar. What is the name of that? - Oh, I did a cover.

Cover. What was the title? - I did it was.. uhm.. I ... Eh ooh aeh wel--

All that's coming to mind is "oh say can you see" but that's not it. - Nooo.. It was cover song. What was it?

I'm.. trying to.. remember! - Oh gosh!

Wait, okay. It's.. it's um.. Ed Sheeran's epic ballad "Oh say, can you see". That was it.

That's it. Yeah, your favorite. - Yeah.. But that's wrong...

... Fu'hnk? - Funk

What is that? Funk? They're for the... - Funk is...

Try... say something. *Momiplier sniff*

[Funk imitation fail from Mark]

You might la-like it, but that's enough from you.

My favorite band is "Here Come The Mummies". It is an awesome, awesome band. I love'em.

Okay, now we're getting into the serious questions

What is my biggest complaint about this family?

This family? Which family? - Our... Our family.

Complaint? - Yeah, what's my biggest complaint? Uh ooh...

Oh, wait. I know. Hang on. - What you talking about?

Well, I didn't I- I haven't written the answer yet. - I know why.

I don't... haven't written the answer yet. Hang on.

Okay, what is it?

*Takes off glasses, striking fear in our hearts* How dare you... complain about this family?

*Mark lets out a hearty laugh*

How dare you...

I think I kind of a... I know what you just talking about.

[Death table slam]

As an asian parent, you know what we like to do?

Force-feeding children. (And Momiplier confuses her son)

First thing I ask is "Are you hungry?"

Then I say "Wait a minute! I cook for you!" Is that the one?

That's not a complaint. No, my complaint was: "I don't get to see you all enough".

*laughs*

Ooh...

Haha-hahahaha!.. But I love the clip of... *slam* "How dare you complain". *laughs*

That's not a complain! That is a nice thing!

I complain! I've been away for four years! I don't get to see you all enough. - Oh yeah. Okay okay okay...

I thought oh... how dare you *laughs* - Wow! Oh my goodness.

It better be nice... - Bueet wuet... I have the... My last answer was lovely!

If I could buy you.. this is a little reverse-- If I could buy you..

Anything in the... Here, actually, I'll just give you this. Here.

Write down write down your answer. I'll take Bubble or Bell. That's Bell.

Yes it's Bell. - I'll take Bell oooonnhh..

Now you write down your answer to this question. - Okay.

Don't show me. If I could buy you...

anything in the world, what would it be? - That's a tough question, dear...

I know right? Don't let me see it. But now I'm gonna answer. - Anything?

If I could buy you anything in the world what would it be?

Bell... We are going for shopping. It's free.

Your brother's going to buy us anything in the world.

I don't accept you as my sister... *confused Bell looks at Mark*

*Momiplier laughs heartily*

Bell, ya ready for shopping? Your brother is gonna buy us.. - You sure are writing a lot down!

Oh com'h on! You said "anything"! - Any "one" thing.

Oh any one thing? - Yeah!

Have to be "any" one thing? - How am I gonna guess a bajillion things?

*sad whine*

Don't give me that disappointed sigh. This isn't reality. I'm not actually gonna buy you these things.

Ohk'mon! I take it literally your question here. - Whue- what!?

There you go! This is what I want! - Don't show me I haven't answered yet.

Oh okay? - I got a guess it. Alright is it...

Okay, you wrote down multiple things. A new car, a new house... Uhhh uhhh...

Uhhh uh... An island in the Bahamas

Uh... paid vacation uhhh... a... uuhh... uh...

A fleet of servants to clean and cook for you?

Did I get it? - Wroooonnnng!

Okay wow... -Apparently, you don't know me.

Apparently, I don't. Wh- what was it?

Ta-daaahhh! - What is that, a seal?

Seaalll... *Momiplier giggles*

Say it again- Bell! Who's it look like? - Looks like se- Bell as a mermaid...

Yeah.. Bell.. - Wh- what did...

Bell. Another Bell!

Boy Bell. It'd be cute. [Why not name him Beast?]

00:05:39,860 --> 00:05:42,520 I want me.. I want them to have a nice puppy.

There's too many dogs in the world. You don't need to breed'em.

Oh.. it's so cute, it's okay...

Besides they don't make it-- that many puppies. If they're lucky- if I'm lucky they might have...

~~!ONE!~~

Alright, well, you got me good on that one. Okay, so that's a point minus for me.

Perfect. Very nice drawing by the way. - Mmm??

Nice drawing. - I've been practicing.

Alright, what is...

... my...

.. .fff-favorite...

... TV show?

Oh I know... - Wait hang on...

I know. - Alright go for it.

Doctorrrr...

... House? Doctor No? Either one.

Whuhoohooo--aath? - What's the line!!

What's the line? - Yeah, whose the line.

Whose the line is it anyway? - Yeah.

Yeah yeah! You got it!

I don't know what Doctor No-House came into that but...

You used to... you used to... into the Doctorrr No. - Yeah yeah but... good thing you settled...

Yeah good thing you settled on "Whose Line Is It Anyway" 'cuz that is.. that is my favorite show.

Yeah yeah.. yeah. - Whoa you got one. Wow!

You don't think I pay attention on my sons?

What they doing?

You gotta be.. - You watch everything.

I. watch. everything.

Okay. This one will probably be an easy one. What accomplishment am I most proud of?

Raising money for charity.

*the sound of Mark panicking* [ PTSD from our "Cancer Research Donations"]

Did you write it down already?

Am I too fast? -No, uh, is that your--

Yeah?

"My Youtube?"

*the sound of Mark's shame* [35,000]

W-Which allowed me to raise money for charity, so -Yeah, how would you raise money if you didn't have your Youtube channel?

YEAHHHHH!

Nobody gonna donate a dollar for you, if you didn't have a you- channel. Right? -Yeah

*Another slam of fury*

We'll count that as a point. - Yeah, half point

*BING*

Hmm. Okay. I got an answer. This might be tough for you.

Um, what was my biggest disappointment of this past year?

Just last year? Disappointment... - Mhm...

Tsk- T- There's so many disappointments. Just this year. Just this past year.

You got sick on the tour?... The tour...

Oh.. I guess that would have been a disappointment. Yeah, but let's focus on like disappointments that were my fault.

'Cuz getting sick wasn't my fault. Let's say that I did something and I.. I disappointed.

Really?! - Yeah.

I never knew that...

I thought you're always perfect.

In my eyes...

Something about the beginning of this video might disagree with that but I- I just put like: "My Bad Habits".

Like that. - What do you have bad habit?

Well, it's so hard like this is- like this is basically. It's I...

I'm so ingrained at this point into like a certain habit of like...

making things and like living my life that it's

It's- it's just like super hard to get into good habits when I've got so many bad habits that are in the way.

So like, getting up to exercise in the morning, being consistent about Korean lessons like...

Oooohhh... - Yeah. That's right.

I forgive you for that.

That wasn't... That wasn't specifically.. Wasn't about you. - That's okay. That's okay. You're busy, you were exiled.

You exiled yourself. *Mark laughs*

This is a funny question. Do you think.. Do you think I feel too big or too small for my age?

What do you mean too big?

Am I too big or too small... - Too tall?

for my age?

You could've been a little taller...

*Offended*

You're not quite six-foot. You're under six-foot right?

*The sound of betrayal*

*laughs* I'm joking.

No, you're perfect in my eyes.

But that's not the question.

That wasn't the question at all.

You just went off on a tangent.

Alright, am I too big or too small for my age? What do you think, I think?

I cannot say that...

That's so personal. - You abstain...

I'm too big.

- Too big??

*TRIGGER intensifies*

What do you mean to big?

I dunno I guess... - You're perfect.

Guess I could use it- lose a few pounds. - Nooooo!!

My ego's too huge and too swole.

No no... You're perfect. Don't change.

I'm- I should've have written that. "I"m perfect." - No, no! You're too skinny!

Let's do that again hang on. Okay, answer your answer again. Whoa whoa-hoa, am I too big or too small?

TOO SMALL!

I'd-- pffeft.. gheg pfoom perfdt!

COME ON!

*laughter*

Okay. What chore, do or did I hate the most?

Cleaning your room.

You never pick up anything.

*hurt* Never?

I would've said... "Dishes".

No wonder I never seen you in the kitchen doing dishes.

*laughter*

Oh uhnn... Okay... - Okay.

Nice reality check I guess...

What gift from you, have I cherished the most?

Ooooooooooh~

That should be easy...

Your good looks. [Thanks Mommiplier] *Mark laughs*

That's the best gift I gave to you.

*Mark laughs*

I mean, yeah.

You won the genetic lottery, what they call.

You see? Your mom and dad is just normal everyday ...parents....and I produce this product.

Tsk... tsk... tskk... *but approvingly*

Thats the best gift any mother can give it to any son. - Wow.

Nice physical. [Backpat of mommy approval]

I.. I think this in some way is a correct answer cause I put: "unconditional support".

You know I can support all day long but if you look like...

If I'm uggo...

I don't... go... far. *chuckle* - lf you're ugly! I don't think we can have unconditional support from anybody. *Mark laughs*

...I'm seriously...

Harsh realities from Momiplier.

So you got "Unconditional Support" from me.... From.. - Mmm.. Mhmmhm.

Blessing of genetic...

Mutation.

I'm freak is what you're saying.