chandler : if you were in a playground, you'd be pulling her pigtails and pushing her down right now !

joey : oh yeah ? then how come I keep..

(laughs)

(clapper loader : how'd tha happen ? a,b,c.. come in, mark)

monica : rachel, you wanna put the marshmallows in 'concentric' circles !

rachel : no mon, 'you' wanna put them in concentric circles.. I want to do this !

jennifer : SH*T !!

rachel : I nearly caught that one.. !

matthew : you did it again, didn't you ?

matt & david : you did it again !

jennifer : I DID NOT !

jennifer : F*CK !

(I think they were talking about cursing. personally, I think she didn't !)

joey : hello !

phoebe : hello !

joey : hey is uh... is chandler around ?

monica : no, he's out with some girl he met at the coffee house !

monica : I remember 'cause when he told me I said.. the umm.. (clears throat) !

joey : hello !

phoebe : hello !

joey : hey.. uh.. is chandler around ?

monica : no, he's out with some girl he met at the coffee house !

monica : I remember 'cause when I told him I said.. oh god !

matthew : (mimics matt) 'hello !'

monica : this.. customer at work, who has a crush on me.. as a joke, gave me a 20,000$ tip !

monica : yeah, he.. put his no. on the check !

monica/courteney : I don't.. have the f**king check.. !!

phoebe : oh my god ! so, mark asked you out ?

phoebe/lisa : uh.. okay !

(laughs)

phoebe : oh my god, I can't believe mark asked you out !

(laughs)

chandler : oh god I hope ross doesn't come over to try to.. 'make me speak' !!

(laughs, especially lisa)

chandler : how hard is it to say something ? 'rachel' came.. oh..

matt : oh my god !!

chandler and joey : (screaming)

lisa/phoebe : oww.. god, it's okay.. !

monica : we're all right !

(director : okay, go back.. go back !)