Name: 【Superwoman】你媽也是這樣？當你有個熱愛打掃的媽媽！ (When Your Mom is Obsessed with Cleaning)
Uploaded: 2018-10-04T21:01:30.000Z
Duration: 5 min 13 s

基礎被動語態

This is very much so based on a true story

這是一個根據真人真事所呈現的故事

反身代名詞

What up everyone, it's your girl Superwoman and I am sick so I can't hear myself and how loud I am being *shouting* HELLO.

大家好嗎？我是你們的 Superwoman，我生病了，所以我聽不到自己的聲音，也不知道我打招呼的音量有多大聲

And I think I speak on behalf of millions,

And millions of people when I say that my mother is obsessed with cleaning , like it's legit an addiction.

當我說我的媽媽沉迷於打掃，就好像那是一個合法的成癮症

Share a little bit about why you're here.

可以和我們分享一下妳今天在這裡的原因嗎

My family think I have problem with cleaning too much, but I don't think so.

我的家人認為我太熱衷於打掃，但我並不同意

我只是覺得－＊聽不見的說話聲＊

It is because my mom doesn't just clean and then call it a day, nah

這是因為我媽媽並不只是打掃完之後就結束工作，不

She cleans and then does everything in her power

My mom will check the dishes in the sink as if there are a child that will mess up the place when she's not looking

我媽媽會一直檢查洗碗槽，好像會有個小孩趁她不注意時把它弄亂一樣

What do you think is happening when you're out of the room?

妳以為自己不在房間裡的時候會發生什麼事情？

It's like the plates and glasses are gonna recreate Beauty and The Beast?

難道盤子和杯子會上演著美女與野獸的戲碼

just- *singing* BE OUR- Be our guest?  Be my guest ? What is it ?

＊唱著＊成為我們－成為我們的客人？成為我的客人？還是什麼？

going to break into the house and steal nothing ,

And not only does she continuously check on the dishes

Ok. You let me know when you done so I wash it.

好，當妳用完時告訴我，我就可以洗了

Like my mom has already somehow washed the dishes that I'm going to use next Friday. It's wizardry.

就好像我媽媽把我下禮拜五要用的碗盤都神奇似地先洗好了。太神奇了

I'm crazy for not acting the way she acts. Like I'm a clean person , don't get me wrong

我做事情不像她一樣。不要誤會，我也是一個愛乾淨的人

But my life doesn't revolve around doing chores, No.

但是我的生活並不是繞著家事打轉的，不

Ok. My life revolves around eating like a normal person. My mom on the other hand :

我的生活是繞著吃東西打轉的，像個正常人。我媽媽則是：

No, she thinks she's normal, and it's not just like my mom casually cleans

不，她認為她很正常，而且我媽媽並不只是隨便地打掃

Nah, no, no- okay. There's levels to this ish. *singing* Levels, levels.

不，不，不－這是有分等級的＊唱歌＊等級、等級

Oi Sweetie , your aunt coming over, okay?

Make sure you clean your room and do broom.

New Year's coming. We need to do deep cleaning ,     Okay ?

新年要到了。我們必須做深度清潔，好嗎？

Make sure to do dusting, organize cupboard, go through closet -

要記得除塵、整理櫥櫃、衣櫃－

and then tier three; the most horrid of them all

* Ghostbusters Theme Song in the background*

Okay, your sister's getting married! We need to wash every wall, polish doorknobs, clean inside of garbage , climb ladder, dust lightbulb -

好的，妳的姐姐要結婚了！我們必須將每一面牆洗乾淨，門把擦亮，垃圾桶裡面也得洗乾淨，爬上階梯將燈泡上的灰塵拂去

－最後把階梯也洗乾淨。我們開始吧！

Is this just an Indian thing ? Comment below and let me know. Because when my sister got married,

難道這是印度人專屬的事嗎？請在下方留言回覆讓我知道。因為當我姐姐結婚時

我發誓！我媽媽整個變得很瘋狂

She out here acting like if there was dust on the floorboards , my sister would get divorced.

她在那裡一副像是只要地板上有一丁點灰塵，我姐姐就會離婚一樣

You know Indian people and their superstitions.

She's just like- "Yo if the window's dirty, her first son going to have a tail."

她會說－「如果窗戶很髒，她的第一個兒子就會有尾巴。」

Because even though my mom tells me to clean, when I try , it's never good enough.

因為就算我媽媽叫我打掃，當我試著做的時候，也從沒有達到她的標準

是嗎。我擦料理台的方式不對？

There's literally no way to do this wrong.

Look . Let me show you. Look, see ? Like this.

看。讓我做給妳看。看到了嗎？像這樣

and quite possibly, the most annoying   of cleaning

my mom does, is when guests leave the house because for some reasons

一種打掃類型應該是當客人離開家裡之後。因為某種原因

she feels the need to erase all traces that there were ever people in the house.

她覺得必須把家裡曾經有人來過的軌跡抹去

And this is a urgent matter that for some reason cannot wait.

而且這是一個絕對無法等待的緊急事件

Okay, Lily. Go wash towels. Manjeet change bedsheets. Scarbro wash dishes.

好，Lilly，去把毛巾洗一洗。Manjeet 換床單。Scarbro 去洗碗

When your dog is an actor. Give this video a thumbs up just for that good boy.

當你的狗是一個演員的時候，為了牠幫這支影片按個讚吧！

Okay, hold up- hold up. Before I go to the end card. I have a cute idea

好，等會兒－等會兒。在我結束之前，我有一個不錯的主意

I feel like a lot of you can relate to this

我覺得大部分的你們能夠感同身受

and a lot of your moms will be like "I'm not like this"

你們的媽媽會說「我才不會這樣」

I want you to watch the video with your mom

我希望你們能和媽媽一起看影片

Record their reaction and then send me the video use the hashtag

將她們的反應錄下來寄給我並標記

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【Superwoman】你媽也是這樣？當你有個熱愛打掃的媽媽！ (When Your Mom is Obsessed with Cleaning)

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