I never skip a class Got my Netter's cards in my pocket

I-I-I'm gunning, Don't you think I'm stunning?

Yes, you know I'm awesome!

Walk into the class like "I'ma be a sweet doc"

So ahead on reading, man I'm done with the next block

Harvard on my chest, it's so damn stunnin'

That people like "Damn! That's some Ivy League gunnin'!"

Rollin' in, on the dot, headin' to the frontest row

Stayed in Friday night, date with Linda...

...Costanzo

Gotta be the best, no one sittin' next to me

They probably shoulda studied more renal physiology

But hey -- I got 99%!

Schmoozin' it, rockin' it, 'bout to go and get some compliments

Raise my hand in class showing everyone I know my sh--

But my thoughts are so complex I'm talkin' and chalkin' and

flow-chartin' like a boss for their benefit. I know I'm it.

I'ma be an orthopod

No for real--ask your mama--

Hands like a demigod!

Fall first year and I'm studying for boards

Tutoring the second years like I'm an overlord

Have a bunch of interest clubs, joined a bunch of interest clubs

President of three...

...and I think I'll start a Gunner Club

Hello, hello, my ace man, Professo'

Always seeking my advice, consultin' while I shadow

Doesn't matter if it's pulm, GI, or cardio

So buff in my scrubs, I'm like

"Welcome to the gun show."

I never skip a class Got my Netter's cards in my pocket

I-I-I'm gunning, Don't you think I'm stunning?

Yes, you know I'm awesome!

I never skip a class Got my Netter's cards in my pocket

I-I-I'm gunning, Don't you think I'm stunning?

Yes, you know I'm awesome!

What you know about cranial nerves in your noggin?

What you know about connecting weird symptoms?

I'm searching, I'm searching, I'm searching right through that PubMed

One man's night off...

...that's another man's gunning.

Thank your med school for accepting the best ever doctor

'Cause right now I'm doctorin' to all

At the physical, you'll find me first in line

I'm not, I'm not sick of searchin' through that rectum

Your grammy, your aunty, your momma, your mammy

I take their BPs and their pulses, all by hand

I rock that phys exam!

They'll be in hypovolemic shock now give fluids, man!

I have the history on lock now you know it, man!

They be like... "Oh, my chest feels hella tight"

I'm like, "Yo, that's some angina pectoris"

They lackin' some oxygen, give some nitroglycerin

Learning angina pectoris-- that's advanced knowledge, yeah!

I called that when we all got pimped, yeah!

I called that 'cause I knew my business!

It's not easy though,

I'm skipping meals while you wasting time at lunch talks, bro

Big brain, come take a look through my microscope

Trying to out-gun me?

Man you hella won't!

Man you hella won't

Gunner kid...runnin' class...yeah!

I never skip a class Got my Netter's cards in my pocket

I-I-I'm gunning, Don't you think I'm stunning?

Yes, you know I'm awesome!

I wear my clean white coat

I look incredible

Put on my stethoscope

My doctor skills are good as gold

I wear my clean white coat

I look incredible

Put on my stethoscope

My doctor skills are good as gold

I never skip a class Got my Netter's cards in my pocket

I-I-I'm gunning, Don't you think I'm stunning?

Yes, you know I'm awesome!

You're not a doctor yet!